Blackstone
Brigadier
Re: PLAN submarines Thread II
Sailors gone home for Chinese New Year?
Sailors gone home for Chinese New Year?
Sailors gone home for Chinese New Year?
Not all of them, somebody got to stay back and guard the place.
Or...they may have just gotten back late from leave one too many times too.For country and honor, some has made the choice to protect during festive seasons.
These are unsung heroes which I been there done there as well.
Or...they may have just gotten back late from leave one too many times too.
Equation? ...do you know what I'm talkin' about?
Heheheh...LOL!
Hehehe...that's right bro, that's right.Hehehehe...what happens during on leave, stays on leave.
Hehehe...that's right bro, that's right.
But, what happens after leave if you are a bit late a few times because of what happened on leave, may become the business of your Staff Sergeant of Petty Officer 1st class, or maybe even the Lieuy, in which case you may mind yourself minding the "house," when everyone else is away on "vacation," of maybe getting assigned the special privelege of getting to do other various and sundry "duties." LOL!
LOL! Bro, I can see they had a heck of a time with you!You take them both with you, just make sure you got back on base before they did. See problem solve...LOL.
You take them both with you, just make sure you got back on base before they did. See problem solve...LOL.
Navy joke.
The Captain went out to find that none of his crew was there.
One sailor finally ran up the gang plank, panting heavily.
"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.
I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down,
found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Captain was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the sailor go.
Moments later, eight more sailors came up to the captain panting,
he asked them why they were late.
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it,
I hailed a cab but it broke down,
found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Captain eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.
A ninth sailor jogged up to the Captain, panting heavily,
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it,
I hailed a cab but..."
"Let me guess," the Captain interrupted, "it broke down."
"No," said the sailor, "there were so many dead horses in the road,
it took forever to get around them."