This is called getting high on your own supply. In reality Ukraine really did conduct a successful counterattack, captured two to four towns, established a critical bridgehead, and repulsed Russian attempts to defeat the counterattack. Russian forces in Northern Kherson oblast risk being encircled and cut off with the river at their backs.
In recent days Ukraine has launched a number of successful counterattacks all across the front. They have also started shelling Donetsk with impunity. The whole "Ukraine is collapsing" euphoria of the Russia supporters is falling apart.
I know you said it jokingly, but it's good to clarify some points.
I bring this up to try to spark a discussion about Ukraine's offensive against Kherson. Despite the data being old, what is known to be updated is that the Russians are taking more equipment there, while Ukraine formed the 60th Mechanized Brigade to the North, however, considering this picture on the map, what we have in terms of of capacity is:
AFU: Nine Brigades in all, of which:
Three Mechanized Brigades. The 28th and 14th are Brigades that have been in existence for a while, the 60th was formed with reservists, volunteers and other types of troops. Their composition is basically the same, three Mechanized Battalions and one Tank Battalion. The allocation of tanks ranges from 30-40, depending on the organization, in addition to the mechanized troops being supported by BMP and MT-LB vehicles. The 60th, however, is formed by T-72M1 and M113; and
The other Brigades are basically light troops, including the 80th Air Assault Brigade, ternary and supported by BTR-80 vehicles.
RuAF: Six Brigades on the lines of contact, basically Mechanized and Armored troops. Also in reserve are troops stationed in the Crimea, part of the 20th and 7th Divisions.
In practical terms, on the lines of contact, the Ukrainians have a slight advantage of three Brigades. Why do I say be slight advantage? Simply because of the shock force needed in an offensive. Here the Ukrainians, in practical terms, have a number between 90-120 Tanks at best. However, the biggest problem with this is the size of the front, which goes from Stanislav to Zolota Balka, which corresponds to 194 km of front. Of course, the Ukrainians wouldn't make a general advance on all fronts, not least because they don't have enough troops to carry out this type of operation, so, based on that, I would bet that a Ukrainian offensive would be based on two points, on one pincer movement, Stanislav and Snihurivka.
Stanislav-Snihurivka
This front line seems logical to me for two reasons: first, they are important tactical geographic points, due to the location, supply and route of highways in the region. As Ukrainian troops are much more on wheels than on tracks, this is important for a quick advance. So, dividing the T.O into Stanislav and Snihurivka, we have two considerations:
Stanislav would basically be two Brigades, one Mechanized and the other Naval Infantry, in addition to a Battalion, attacking the region. In this case, we can highlight that the Ukrainians could have around 40 Combat Cars and other light vehicles, in opposition to two Brigades and an AFU Regiment, highlighting here a Spetnaz Brigade. In this part we have a serious problem to know what the composition of these troops is like, because there are few details on the composition of these troops on the internet, so I take other troops into consideration. At this point, in terms of shock, the Ukrainians would have around 40 tanks, against approximately 34 to 47 tanks. Here we already see a huge problem for the AFU in terms of shock power, as it is numerically equal with the defender, who already has the advantage of defending himself.
Snihurivka have a slight numerical advantage, but a huge disadvantage to mechanized and armored troops. In this case, the AFU only has the 14th Mechanized Brigade, with something around 40 Combat Cars. The 80th does not have tanks in its composition, nor vehicles under tracks, only vehicles under wheels. They would basically face two armored troops, which are the 34th and 205th Motorized Brigades, of different conception than we think. In Russia, motorized troops are troops that use BTR's or MT-LB's, different from our concept here regarding trucks or even Western 4x4 vehicles. Both are expected to supply 34 T-72B3 or T-73B3M and 124 MT-LB's, in addition to BTR-82A and BTR-80 as support vehicles. In this case, the Ukrainian advantage plummets, in a configuration of 40 tanks against 68 tanks, in addition to armored vehicles with the same protection and equivalent armament as the AFU's BTR-80s.
Although I didn't mention this, there are still 7 BTG's in the region, reinforcing each of these brigades, which can be considered 70 more tanks, in addition to the forecast of organic tanks from the Russian Brigades, which can increase the number for 172 tanks against approximately 80 tanks on that specific front.
Another point that we cannot forget is the northern front, between Velyka Oleksandrivka and Zolota Balka.
Velyka Oleksandrivka-Zolota Balka
Here, being shorter, we can unify these fronts well, considering the AFU forces consisting of Two Brigades, the 60th and 21st Brigade of the National Guard. From what I could see, tanks and armored vehicles on tracks only the 60th, as the 21st has 4x4 vehicles and, at most, reinforcement of BTR-80 and BTR-4. On the Russian side, we have the 126th Coast Protection Brigade and the 11th Air Assault Brigade. By the way, the 126th had its losses replaced during the Kherson campaign, having lost about 20 T-72B3s in that offensive, in fact, being the Brigade that took the city itself. The 11th, in its composition, has a company of tanks. Therefore, we could summarize the shock troops on both sides between 40 AFU VBC's and 47 RuF VBC's. Once again, it is an extremely similar number and extremely dangerous for those who are attacking.
Leaving the comparison between forces on the ground, focusing in general, we can conclude that the AFU has a slight numerical advantage in terms of Infantry, but equal or inferior value in terms of armored vehicles, especially tanks. This is a huge problem here, as the Russians are reported to have mined some areas to funnel AFU troops into some trenches around the entire line. But this, we're just talking about the contact lines, I'll get into the merits of reservations later.
Another problem for the AFU is the enormous inferiority in terms of anti-aircraft systems and, mainly, ground-to-ground artillery. The Russians have at least two Artillery Brigades in the region, not to mention the organic ones, while the AFU only has the organic ones. This is noticeable with the amount of places bombed by the Russians at the same time and the one that the Ukrainians do, which is focused on two points, near Kherson and on Velyka Oleksandrivka, while the Russians bomb practically all the lines and also Mykolaiv.