Beyond the ones posted above and in the other threads, here's a compilation of "What-In-The-Actual-Cr4p-Is-This"s from the CMPR 2024, posted by @Rational 314159 on Twitter.
Bracketed phrases in Italic are the actual/correct information/facts.
1. Somehow thinks that there are still two Military Districts (Xinjiang and Tibet) which are independent of the five Theater Commands of the PLA (
there are no more PLA military districts after 2015):
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2. Believes that the 076 LHD took less than one year from the start of construction to launch (
the 076 LHD actually started construction in mid-2023):
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3. Believes that 60 of the Type 22 missile boats are for coastal defense (
not really):
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4. Somehow thinks that the AG600 seaplane is part of China's strategic airlifter fleet (
lmao no), and that the Il-76s are still the backbone of the PLAAF strategic airlifter fleet (
the Y-20s have already taken over the helm of the fleet for N years):
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5. Still thinking that the CR929 project is underway and close to stalling (
China is already proceeding on her own through COMAC C929 since mid-2023 at the latest):
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6. Listed only three combat aircraft models for export (
there are also the JL-9 and JL-10, both of which can be considered light fighters):
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7. And last but not least - Whatever the hell this is (
the PLAN certainly has more than 42 destroyers even by late-2023, and both the amphibious assault fleet of the PLAN and CCG fleet are way bigger than that of the Wanwanese rebels):
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Like, did the US DoD just some mediocre interns who used ChatGPT of the GPT-3.5 version to write this report?