Well, if Putin were planning to invade Ukraine, he should start it in two hours, just to pre-empt the Stupor Bowl of ‘Murican sports.
All these fat idiots would be glued to their television sets in great anticipation of three hours of boring repetitive stop-start, stop-start, with their mouths stuffed with “mass quantities” while drinking “lite” beer, and suddenly, “we interrupt this broadcast with breaking news”, followed by two straight hours of Ukraine news coverage and ‘Muricans saying “what’s Ukraine”. But, they’d still run the commercials, tho’!
That would be hilarious!