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supersnoop

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siegecrossbow said:
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How is China going to address the trade imbalance of U.S. professors going to China.
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Basically like anti PRC Bingo.
“Security officers harassing you”
“Cultural Revolution or Great Leap Forward”
“Tiananmen Square”
“Slowing economy”
“Yearning for freedom”
Etc.

Frankly, does anyone ask why would the authorities want to keep such a person in the country?

Somehow this person is terrified of the Chinese authorities, but ICE is A-OK?

The slowing economy in China is awful, but this guy got picked up in Dallas, so he was well on his way to earning 6 figures with his low English skills to buy his American Dream right?

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The sad truth is that this is exactly the kind of person that anti-immigration people don’t want around. He is not going to contribute to the economy any time soon. It’s a little unfair, he could get lucky, certainly he has some personal motivation, but he would be so far behind at his age, it is difficult to get ahead.
 
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tokenanalyst

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Temstar

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Helius said:
More like the lot of them were munching popcorns with the boss at the White House during the parade. Then the hypersonics showed up and Trump asked: "Do we have something like that?"

Hegseth there either answered: "Lol f**k no", or slightly more likely: "Meh those are probably just props."

Then Trump went: "Why don't you find out with the Chinese?"

And Hegseth was like: ... F**k.

So now Petey here is tasked with the unenviable job of dialing Dong Jun, and be like: "Your excellency, so, uh... about those lovely missiles at your parade... some of us at the team been expressing concerns about you showing those off, not that they're not capable! I'm sure they are, just that there may be some doubts among some of us over here about those missiles' capabilities. So I though I'd double check with you so there's no misunderstanding between our militaries, you know."

Dong prolly be like: "I understand your concern. In truth we too were concerned about the extent of the performance of our current inventory you must have seen at our victory parade... I admit they are a little dated now, considering they have been in general service for some time, which is why we have much improved equipment that were not shown as they are quite new. In the spirit of transparency, you shall be seeing these new models in due course, once they have reached the sizeable numbers that match the older models displayed at the parade. In fact, there were more we intended to display on that day, but we regrettably had to leave those out due to time limitations."

Hegseth: ... F**k.
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Looks like the Major got an earful from Dong Jun over the phone:
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董军说，要秉持开放态度，保持沟通交往，构建平等尊重、和平共处、稳定正向的两军关系。要尊重彼此核心利益。任何“以武助独”“以台制华”图谋和干涉都将被挫败。中方致力于与地区国家一道维护南海和平稳定，坚决反对个别国家侵权挑衅、域外国家蓄意煽乱。我们始终专注发展自己，坚定捍卫自身正当权益，遏制、威慑、干涉中国是绝对行不通的。

双方还就其他共同关切的问题交换了意见。
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Sounds like diplomatic language version of giving him a lecture and telling him to get f'd. Didn't even include a summery of what Hegseth said.
 
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iewgnem

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sndef888 said:
Australia must be reclaimed by asia. It is a ticking time bomb of white imperialism that will bring chaos to asia if left unchecked.
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Considering China make up 35% of global manufacturing by value added (and 50% by volume), he basically grouped every country on earth, Russia included, as "allies", lol

Europeans weren't the first to discover Australia and Europeans won't be the last, Chinese navy just went on a voyage of discovery earlier this year and found a land full of low tech indigenous people, who is to say Chinese explorers won't want to bring civilization to them one day.
 
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siegecrossbow

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Helius said:
More like the lot of them were munching popcorns with the boss at the White House during the parade. Then the hypersonics showed up and Trump asked: "Do we have something like that?"

Hegseth there either answered: "Lol f**k no", or slightly more likely: "Meh those are probably just props."

Then Trump went: "Why don't you find out with the Chinese?"

And Hegseth was like: ... F**k.

So now Petey here is tasked with the unenviable job of dialing Dong Jun, and be like: "Your excellency, so, uh... about those lovely missiles at your parade... some of us at the team been expressing concerns about you showing those off, not that they're not capable! I'm sure they are, just that there may be some doubts among some of us over here about those missiles' capabilities. So I though I'd double check with you so there's no misunderstanding between our militaries, you know."

Dong prolly be like: "I understand your concern. In truth we too were concerned about the extent of the performance of our current inventory you must have seen at our victory parade... I admit they are a little dated now, considering they have been in general service for some time, which is why we have much improved equipment that were not shown as they are quite new. In the spirit of transparency, you shall be seeing these new models in due course, once they have reached the sizeable numbers that match the older models displayed at the parade. In fact, there were more we intended to display on that day, but we regrettably had to leave those out due to time limitations."

Hegseth: ... F**k.
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Sounds like a good time to pick up drinking again if he already quit.
 
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