X: "Biden you hear me? Yes dis is Xi"Yes. I want to hear what type of response he propose and what consequence he expects.
"We surrender"
B: "Pardon?"
X:"I said SURRENDER, did you get it?
B:"Com' on man! Are playing a prank to this old man? Gods sake Xi, pull yourself together"
X: "No! Dis time is serious. You passed a little ship near my country and I got bullied from these old men in the Politburo so I decided to surrender and quit"
"I will teach these old monsters bullying me. They wanted to throw a nuclear missile as a response but I declined and everything went downhill from there "
- Relevant telephone records on 22/05/2021 when China announced unconditional surrender to the US,
History: How a Cold War was unusually won by US, 4th Edition