manqiangrexue
Brigadier
Goddamn, they're basically giving suggestions.Somewhere in Zhejiang, China:
"Going whoring is also forbidden"
"Do not go whoring. Especially stay away from Pink Dragon Sauna on GuiFeng street because their girls are crazy. Don't ask for LanLan; she's a Fox Demon you cannot handle. Taking drugs is also forbidden, so stay away from Blue Smoke Club on GeXin street; their stuff is too strong and you won't forget about that experience for the rest of your life. Definitely don't go to the pharmacy on the corner of LiuRan street and 6th Ave; I went for an aspirin after work and woke up 3 days later in Pink Dragon Sauna with a gang tattoo on my face, a gun strapped in my underwear, a Blue Smoke lifetime VIP card in my pocket, LanLan laying on my lap and AhZhou the pharmacist stroking my hair! Don't trust his bullshit aspirin; he cooks up crazy shit and his prices go WAY up after the first time!!"
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