Dam Trump is really going on him. If Zelensky mocks him one more time, US might actually bomb Ukraine lmao
"It was at that time I flew over Ukraine for the first time in a Western fighter jet"
- "And what did you do grandpa, did you shot down these pesky bear jets?"
"No my good grandson, we joined hands with our Russian comrades and performed SEAD operations against Ukraine defences. Proudest and most historic moment, for which I gained a medal from Commander in Chief Mr. Trump himself!"
- "Woah grandpa, you are a war hero, fighting for freedom of minerals then! Thanks grandpa I will tell your story to my class tomorrow! Let’s keep fighting for more freedom of minerals all over the world along with our dear bear friends!!"