Moderated Taiwan Invasion Wargame

well you have to understand that chinese troops in there would look rather uncomfortable to our govenrment if we would offically ally whit China so i think chinese troops are out of question...but naval plocade sounds good, also inteligence support and some logistical support migth be good... I tell after the we have invaded the isladn what the casualityes were and what reinforcments we need...

but it migth be a good to send a secret officer delegation to here to spectate and witness...also to deepen the normal military ties between China and finland...we finns have the ability to distill booze whit homemade equipment in our DNA so entertaiment is secured...

and good briefing from the general situation migth be good at this point of the whole game, who are doing what?, is the war started?...our trip was rather tense so all memoryes from that period are bit blur to me so all participants report!

hmmm...the taiwanese commanders havnt been making many major moves lately, so im ssuming they are consolidating their army and whats left of their airforce to a defensive posture. im assuming the taiwanese are currently rebuilding runways damaged in the early stages of war.

im amzed no one has claimed command of the plaaf yet. even the bulk of the pla is up for grabs. well, if no one wants it, ill take it. ill be the commander of the guangzhou mr force(which appears to be the best equipped). of course, planes from other mrs are arriving daily to boost my forces.

MigLeader, I am in command of the PLAAF, China's missile batteries, and air defense batteries. Right now the Taiwanese runways are getting a repeated pouding by my fighter bomber and I have started a 24/7 bombing campaign all over Taiwan. Taiwan's air defense system has been completely exhausted and there are few batteries left. My fighters armed with long range Kh-59's are hunting them out as we speak.....

As the commander of the US Forces in the region, as well as being the American President, the Secretary of the Joint Chiefs, and Commander of the online fictional weapons development company, Bill$hit Technologies, I have placed 2700, walnut sized WIMP (Walnut-sized Improvedelectro Magnetic Pulse) devices inside a lauch vehicle crudely disguised as an early 80s VW Vanagon fixed atop an old Titan Lift Vehicle I had collecting dust in the back yard. As soon as I finish twisting the blue wire onto the battery plumoinegator, I will broacast my demands to the world to cease hostilities or I will launch said "WIMP" devices across the Taiwan Strait and lay electronic seige to all of you. :nono:


My other plan involved the release the hordes of Sharks with Frikin' Laser Beams but I was told that has been used before :coffee:

So, in a desire to be somewhat realistic in this moderated wargame, I will back out at this point as a realistic wargame of us non-professionals does not appear to be in the cards. However, I will continue to watch and chuckle when Mig Leader's 800KM range Smart Guided RBU-Nucluar Tipped-6000 ASW weapons sink the Hunlee as the crew try to turn the screw by hand to get to the other side of the strait.... I had a more realistic conversation today with a 6th grader who has less than 6 months of English..... :nana: But his father is a professional (European) Navy guy and he would tactically clean all of our clocks - probably the 6th grader too

Yo, its about to become ALLLOT more realistic, you'll see. We're just discussing it. You'll see...

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS.....
The intergalatic Federation of Conservitive Plantets have offically back the United states. 20 Federation Battle ships are travaling a light speed and will be here in 65,000 years.

utelore said:

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS.....
The intergalatic Federation of Conservitive Plantets have offically back the United states. 20 Federation Battle ships are travaling a light speed and will be here in 65,000 years.

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by that time the chinese will have completed the DEATH STAR and will be waiting for them with its super laser

Ender Wiggin said:

Yo, its about to become ALLLOT more realistic, you'll see. We're just discussing it. You'll see...

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I will be impressed if this can be turned into something a lot more realistic but I will be impressed from the sidelines. I do hope someone worthy of my restraint and 2 carrier battle droups, subs, raptors, iggles, BUFFs, and BONES will have the testicular fortitude to pick up the pieces before I employ the "W.I.M.P 3D"

utelore said:

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS.....
The intergalatic Federation of Conservitive Plantets have offically back the United states. 20 Federation Battle ships are travaling a light speed and will be here in 65,000 years.

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:roll: :rofl:

No silly, they landed in Roswell 55 years ago :nana:

darth sidious said:

by the time witch the chinese have completed the DEATH STAR and will be waiting for them with its super laser

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You've noticed a trend?

ah damnit, this was supposed to be a serious wargame. I wonder if there's any point to Operation Cheng-Kung...

Why the hell is Finland invading the Phillipines?

And btw, I am putting up the PLAAF for auction. Let the bidding begin. :coffee: