China!
China recently opened up its Visa for high skilled people with engineering degrees. There is a strong chance Indians will start moving to China for better life!
I know you're making a joke, but this already happened, so I do not find it too funny. Even though admittedly it is funny.
During the RCEP negotiations, when India was not interested, then when the negotiations were being concluded, India suddenly was interested, and the dragged out those India specific negotiations for two more years.
India finally had enough, and left in a huff, saying China refused to discuss accreditation of Indian institutions.
So that was their game all along.
In this case, China has nothing to be bothered with. There are no qualified engineers from India because no agreement on accreditation was reached.
That is kind of like the end of the story.