If anyone wants to laugh at the IAF chief.
USAF general:
"Hey IAF general. Our intelligence have observed that China has a 5:1 numerical advantage of J-20s against your Rafales in the region. This is quite concerning for us. Their J-20s, while not as good as our F-35s did still make our pilots sweat when they were confronted by those."
IAF Chief:
"What? There are more J-20s against our mighty Rafaels? I'm not worried saar! Those chinkis are doing it because they are afraid. Our Rafaels stands heads and shoulders above their J-20s and even your F-16s and F-35s saar! I'm not impressed by the J-20 and the entire chinki airforce. Only a few Rafaels, and the entire chinki airforce is already shaking in fear. Jai Hind!
USAF general:
"No you don't understand. Your Rafales are not 5th gen fighters! They won't fare well against the J-20s. You have no 5th gen fighters in your inventory. You cannot take on the PLAAF with what you have right now!"
IAF Chief:
"Don't question my intelligence, American! India is not your colony okay! Our Rafaels are actually 6th gen.... No... 10th gen fighters. We pay lots of money to buy them. They are more expensive than your lousy F-35s okay! They are the best fighters in the world."
USAF general:
"No, the Rafael is only a 4th gen fighter. Even the French are saying that it is. I just wonder why you guys paid so much for them. BTW, our F-35s are not lousy okay. They're awesome machines. You just don't know it yet because you guys have not flown them before."
IAF Chief:
"Me and my boys are the best pilots in da universe! Do you know our hero pilot Abhinandhan? He shot down three Pakistani F-16s and five JF-17s in a Mig 21. Jai Hind!"
USAF general:
"No he didn't shoot down any F-16s. There is no evidence that he shot down anything. What we do know was that he was shot down in his Mig instead, and you guys had to negotiate his return from Pakistan."
IAF Chief:
"No you IDIOT! Don't trust your lying media! We in India know what is the truth and the truth is...." Goes on and talks an epic story of India's supa-dupa victory over Pakistan in 2019.
USAF general:
Puts down the phone. "This guy is nuts. I feel like I'm talking to a school boy. Which idiot upstairs decided that India is our partner in QUAD? They are gonna get their asses kicked by the Chinese, or maybe even the Pakistanis. I don't want us to be the ones having to bail them out when they're in trouble."