Facepalm. They have comedians in office in Ukraine and the US too apparantly...
But seriously, this is one of the top things I don't like about the US. They can sanction China; they can threaten to attack us, arm our foes, all that. It's to be expected of an enemy and China expects to attack and be attacked at all angles in our bid for the most powerful nation. I can even accept that the US has run out of power and needs to rally 30 goons to help it fight since that is actually a tool that it possesses. But it's this weird shit of asking for favors, mixed with threats and odd things like this that disgusts me. We're in the ring ready to go; kicking, punching, knees, elbows, throws, jiujitsu, even eye-poking/low blows, we can do all that. But don't make it weird by throwing 2 punches then stripping, getting on the ground, rolling around in nasty poses saying, "I love you; I wanna build a future together with you." Get back up, throw a kick, before showing nuts, "Touch it, please. I love it when you touch me." The US needs to stop being disgusting and fight like a man.