Wow, wow, hold on. This can't just be dropped on people like that; people aren't ready for this kind of stupid right out of the blue. This post needs a lead up intro:
Brought to you by the makers of plans such as, "Trade wars are easy to win," "Let's inject ourselves with UV light and bleach," "It'll go away by itself like a miracle in April," and many more... To the critical acclaim of Farmers on Welfare, Angry Closet Racists, Women Against their Own Progress, Latinos for the Guy who Hates Latinos, and others with IQ levels in the mid-low double digits, we present to you... [drumroll] the "F-22s Repurposed as low-flying Bombers Disguised with Chinese flags plan," designed specifically to fool a person who, through no family connections, went from language student, to top of the KGB, to the president of Russia... for 4 terms and counting in a 2 term country...