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CMP

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Canadian redditors feeling brave, saying they'll resist any American invasion. Bruh, Canada would fold in a month. It's cold af right now so all the US has to do is destroy power transmission for cities to freeze. Then our population centers are too far away from each other to mutually reinforce. Control the hinterlands and the cities starve.
Canada and Canadians in general have always have an overinflated estimation of their own competence, morality, and capabilities. That's why it was the perfect fit for Ukrainian, Polish, Croatian, former soviet, hanjian children of Chinese criminals/shitlibs/hanjian/corrupt officials, and subpar European immigrants. It's a fundamentally racist genocidal colonial society that had previously covered it up with generous social policies until they could no longer afford it and had to resort to highly encouraged medically assisted suicide to take the burden off their healthcare system. And ever since they've lowered the bar to allow Jai Hinds, it's all izzat. It's intolerable, and it's why most of the competent HKers went back to HK.
 
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A potato

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Canadian redditors feeling brave, saying they'll resist any American invasion. Bruh, Canada would fold in a month. It's cold af right now so all the US has to do is destroy power transmission for cities to freeze. Then our population centers are too far away from each other to mutually reinforce. Control the hinterlands and the cities starve.
But we do have one of the highest rates of gun ownership and our gun history is similer to that of America. Plus even if our army is underfunded and understaffed as fuck, we produce one of the best if not the best Infantry in all of NATO. Our Regforce Infantry (Vandoos, Patricias and RCR) is equivalent to the Green Berets. We can definetly become a new Vietnam for America given how shit they're at COIN aka Counter Insurgency especially when we have people who have a fought with the Americans in Afghanistan.
 

tokenanalyst

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Canadian redditors feeling brave, saying they'll resist any American invasion. Bruh, Canada would fold in a month. It's cold af right now so all the US has to do is destroy power transmission for cities to freeze. Then our population centers are too far away from each other to mutually reinforce. Control the hinterlands and the cities starve.
Yeah Canada won't last a month against the US, their military has been purposely kept too weak by the US since ever and probably would have to fight against Canadian MAGA militias who brains can distinguish that the US and Canada are two "independent" countries.
 

CMP

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Yeah Canada won't last a month against the US, their military has been purposely kept too weak by the US since ever and probably would have to fight against Canadian MAGA militias who brains can distinguish that the US and Canada are two "independent" countries.
But we do have one of the highest rates of gun ownership and our gun history is similer to that of America. Plus even if our army is underfunded and understaffed as fuck, we produce one of the best if not the best Infantry in all of NATO. Our Regforce Infantry (Vandoos, Patricias and RCR) is equivalent to the Green Berets. We can definetly become a new Vietnam for America given how shit they're at COIN aka Counter Insurgency especially when we have people who have a fought with the Americans in Afghanistan.
Canada would cry uncle instantly. The US wouldn't even have to send troops. Just bomb the major electrical, water, and oil/gas infrastructure and the formal surrender would be offered within hours. Canada's American and European military assets would all be disabled remotely and electronically. What are Canadians going to do? Use a rifle to shoot at a B2 or F35? This goes right back to my earlier post about Canadian hubris:

Canada and Canadians in general have always have an overinflated estimation of their own competence, morality, and capabilities. That's why it was the perfect fit for Ukrainian, Polish, Croatian, former soviet, hanjian children of Chinese criminals/shitlibs/hanjian/corrupt officials, and subpar European immigrants. It's a fundamentally racist genocidal colonial society that had previously covered it up with generous social policies until they could no longer afford it and had to resort to highly encouraged medically assisted suicide to take the burden off their healthcare system. And ever since they've lowered the bar to allow Jai Hinds, it's all izzat. It's intolerable, and it's why most of the competent HKers went back to HK.
 

Engineer

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Canadian redditors feeling brave, saying they'll resist any American invasion. Bruh, Canada would fold in a month. It's cold af right now so all the US has to do is destroy power transmission for cities to freeze. Then our population centers are too far away from each other to mutually reinforce. Control the hinterlands and the cities starve.
A month?! LOL!

I bet you if American tanks roll through Hamilton tomorrow, they would make it all the way to Toronto in one day. Everybody would just look at each other and be like "what do we do now?" The fuckers in Ottawa would hold ceremonial "emergency sessions" then fold within a week.
 

Randomuser

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Canadian redditors feeling brave, saying they'll resist any American invasion. Bruh, Canada would fold in a month. It's cold af right now so all the US has to do is destroy power transmission for cities to freeze. Then our population centers are too far away from each other to mutually reinforce. Control the hinterlands and the cities starve.
No wonder Season 2 of the Fallout Show was released right now. What timing.

For those who don't know, US annexes Canada in that universe.

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tokenanalyst

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Canada would cry uncle instantly. The US wouldn't even have to send troops. Just bomb the major electrical, water, and oil/gas infrastructure and the formal surrender would be offered within hours. Canada's American and European military assets would all be disabled remotely and electronically.
Step 1: Pick a Canadian province.
Step 2: Fund a pro White pro Christian anti migration psyop.
Step 3: Wait for the Canadian government and law enforcement to intervene.
Step 4: Public call out the persecution of White Christians in Canada.
Step 5: Put sanctions on Canada.
Step 6: Fund armed militias in Canada.
Step 7: When the Canadian military intervene, say is necessary for US to military to intervene Canada
Step 8: Incorporate that province into US territory.
Step 9: repeat step one.
 

CMP

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Step 1: Pick a Canadian province.
Step 2: Fund a pro White pro Christian anti migration psyop.
Step 3: Wait for the Canadian government and law enforcement to intervene.
Step 4: Public call out the persecution of White Christians in Canada.
Step 5: Put sanctions on Canada.
Step 6: Fund armed militias in Canada.
Step 7: When the Canadian military intervene, say is necessary for US to military to intervene Canada
Step 8: Incorporate that province into US territory.
Step 9: repeat step one.
Too slow and weak. Maybe Obama, Hillary, Kamala, and Biden's style, but not Trump's style. Trump would send special forces and just abduct the PM and his family. That's real strength. The kind of strength that has Russia and China quaking in their boots.
 
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