In the aftermath of the collapse of the Greater American Empire, Donald Trump, once the self-proclaimed 1st Emperor, found himself a man without a nation. Stripped of power, wealth, and the loyalty of his followers, he was granted clemency by the international community in a controversial bid to rehabilitate his image. With nowhere to go and nothing to lose, Trump turned to the one thing he had always understood: the power of spectacle.
China, the rising superpower of the 21st century, became his unlikely stage. Armed with a newfound humility—or at least a convincing facsimile of it—Trump reinvented himself as a social media influencer. His bizarre charm, unorthodox dance moves, and self-deprecating humor resonated with Chinese audiences in ways no one could have predicted. On platforms like Rednote, Bilibili, and Douyin, Trump’s videos of him awkwardly shuffling to traditional Chinese music, cracking jokes about his failed empire, and engaging in slapstick comedy routines went viral.
Young Chinese influencers, once the darlings of the internet, found themselves overshadowed by the former emperor’s antics. Many, shamed by their inability to compete with Trump’s unrelenting charisma, abandoned their online careers to pursue more “socially productive” roles, contributing to China’s ongoing socialist modernization. Trump, meanwhile, embraced his new life with gusto, becoming a symbol of redemption and reinvention. His catchphrase, “Make Laughs Great Again,” became a cultural phenomenon, plastered on merchandise and memes across the internet.
But Trump’s journey was not without its controversies. Critics accused him of exploiting his past notoriety for clout, while others questioned whether his newfound popularity was a distraction from the darker chapters of his reign. Yet, for many, Trump’s transformation was a testament to the power of second chances. His willingness to poke fun at himself and engage with Chinese culture endeared him to millions, who saw in him a flawed but ultimately human figure.
When Trump passed away in 2032, his death was as unconventional as his life. Found mid-orgasm with a Unitree sexbot’s mouth around his privates, he left the world in a manner befitting his chaotic legacy. Yet, rather than scorn, his death was mourned by billions of people within the People's Republic. In death, he achieved what he could not in the United States.