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There is no way in hell that the USA is going to make it out in one piece due to this stupid as hell ban. Not only do they end up angering over 100 million Americans and causes harm to businesses nationwide but since they don’t have an alternative to this app that people could love (honestly who likes Facebook now), well most of the world can have an app where they can rag on America without anyone to stop them. If this causes a stock market crash as a result and even contribute to the increasing hatred of Jews (well many people hold them and the democrats as the primary ones responsible for the ban), I am going to LMAO SO DAMN BAD, because not only was this stupidity avoidable, but this is guaranteed to bring the USA one step closer to that scenario they dread so much, an open ‘civil war’(movie go watch) which quite frankly is as dumb as hell, yet because the leaders in the USA are that dumb, it might just have in our lifetime. If this is what pushes that deagle thing, damn an app just destroyed a super power. A friggen app of all things, the historians are going to have a field day with that one
AssassinsMace
Lieutenant General
So if you can create a stadium sized radar signature with something that’s the size of a laptop, does that mean you can hide an object from being targeted by radar? Missiles would explode hitting nothing close to the actual target. A reverse Iron Dome maybe at way less the cost.
Well, well, well, it is official now. They've fucked up everything during this administration from start to finish! Our favorite data stealing Wumao propaganda bot DeepSeek written the following song to commemorate the occasion:
L.M.A.O
Lyrics by: DeepSeek
Music by: YMCA
[Verse 1]
Politicians, they’re shoutin’, tryin’ to take it away,
Sayin’ TikTok’s the problem, but we just wanna play!
They’re stuck in the past, yeah, they’re movin’ too slow,
While we’re dancin’ on the ‘Gram, and we’re stealin’ the show!
[Pre-Chorus]
They say, “It’s a threat, it’s a danger, don’t you know?”
But we’re laughin’ at their memes, and we’re stealin’ the show!
They’re out of touch, yeah, they’re way too slow,
Let us keep our app, let the good times flow!
[Chorus]
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
We just wanna vibe, yeah, we’re feelin’ fine!
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
Don’t take our TikTok, it’s our lifeline!
[Verse 2]
They’re sittin’ in their offices, makin’ all the rules,
But they don’t get the trends or the viral school!
They say, “Think of the kids!” but we’re havin’ a ball,
While they’re postin’ on Twitter, and it’s cringe after all!
[Pre-Chorus]
They say, “Ban it all, it’s the only way!”
But we’re dancin’ through the chaos, keepin’ gloom at bay.
They’re out of touch, yeah, they’re way too slow,
Let us keep our app, let the good times flow!
[Chorus]
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
We just wanna vibe, yeah, we’re feelin’ fine!
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
Don’t take our TikTok, it’s our lifeline!
[Bridge]
They’re tryin’ to control, but we’re breakin’ free,
TikTok’s our world, let us be, let us be!
From dances to trends, it’s where we belong,
Don’t take away our platform, that’s just wrong!
[Chorus]
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
We just wanna vibe, yeah, we’re feelin’ fine!
L.M.A.O! (Let Me App Online!)
Don’t take our TikTok, it’s our lifeline!
[Outro]
So here’s our anthem, hear our plea,
Let us keep our app, let us be free!
L.M.A.O, we’re shoutin’ it loud,
TikTok’s here to stay, so step aside, crowd!
Canada + Australia
I'm not sure how long I'll be able to last there without breaking. Imagine if the only food is Panda Express...
You have to stick with New Zealand cause I'm pretty sure Don wants Canada for his Greater American Empire.
AssassinsMace
Lieutenant General
I think Trump this time around is thinking more about his legacy as President probably meaning he's going to be more realistic. Look at it this way, Biden got nowhere with adversaries with his foreign policy and Western allied economies are tanking. US allies Trump can still push around because they've shown Trump there's no repercussions to his actions with them. Look at how they're saying Trump sent an envoy to Israel telling them to stop before he became President. Even Netanyahu said something like he was being forced into a ceasefire that turned out is the same as one proposed earlier and Netanyahu rejected and Biden ultimately didn't push to happen. The US and Western economies aren't going to improve without access to China.
China wants Canada, he can get Greenland.