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There goes Modi's Noble Peace Prize.

Modi: Zelensky my brother. Please sign my peace deal for you and Putin. Then give me big hug.

Zelensky: I'm not your brother! And what kind of stupid peace deal is that? No! I want complete unconditional surrender from Russia! All of the Russian military must surrender. I want Putin to turn himself in to the ICC and be hanged. I want the Russian government to be dismantled, and all of Russia to be ruled by me. I want a complete victory! Can you give me that?

Modi: Yes! No problem! I'll talk to my best friend Putin to surrender to you. After I go back, he'll call you to offer his surrender. Now sign my peace deal and give me hug!

Zelensky: I don't believe you can ask Putin to surrender just like that! Even Xi can't do it. And no I don't want to sign your peace deal!

Modi: Xi is nothing to Putin. He doesn't even get hug from Putin. But I'm Putin's best friend and Guruji. I can command him if I wanted to. Now sign my peace deal and give me hug!

Zelensky: Bullshit! I don't believe you! And f**k your stupid peace deal! I want him to sign MY peace deal! Call Putin now and ask him to surrender!

Modi: Putin very busy now. I cannot call him. Maybe after I go back to India, I call him.

Zelensky: How did you know he is too busy to call? Are you spying on him? Even the CIA couldn't get to him. Call him now! Or f**k off!

Modi: Please don't chase me away brother Zelensky... Ok ok, no need peace deal then. But give me big hug for the cameras?

Zelensky: No!

Modi: Ok I pay you, and then hug?

Zelensky: How much?

Modi: Enough for an all-expense trip to Wonderful India! I'll take you around personally.

Zelensky: I want that and a new luxury condo in Mumbai with my own bodyguards.

Modi: Yes yes, no problem! Now hug?

Zelensky: Ok let's hug.

Modi and Zelensky embraced each other for the cameras.

Sardaukar20 said:

There goes Modi's Noble Peace Prize.

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Modi: Zelensky my brother. Please sign my peace deal for you and Putin. Then give me big hug.

Zelensky: I'm not your brother! And what kind of stupid peace deal is that? No! I want complete unconditional surrender from Russia! All of the Russian military must surrender. I want Putin to turn himself in to the ICC and be hanged. I want the Russian government to be dismantled, and all of Russia to be ruled by me. I want a complete victory! Can you give me that?

Modi: No problem! I'll talk to my best friend Putin to surrender to you. After I go back, he'll call you to offer his surrender. Now sign my peace deal and give me hug!

Zelensky: I don't believe you can ask Putin to surrender just like that! Even Xi can't do it. And no I don't want to sign your peace deal!

Modi: Xi is nothing to Putin. He doesn't even get hug from Putin. But I'm Putin's best friend and Guruji. I can command him if I wanted to. Now sign my peace deal and give me hug!

Zelensky: Bullshit! I don't believe you! Call Putin now and ask him to surrender! And to hell with your stupid peace deal! I want him to sign MY peace deal!

Modi: Putin very busy now. I cannot call him. Maybe after I go back to India, I call him.

Zelensky: How did you know he is too busy to call? Are you spying on him? Even the CIA couldn't get to him. Call him now! Or f**k off!

Modi: Please don't chase me away. Ok ok, no need peace deal then. But give me big hug for the cameras?

Zelensky: No!

Modi: Ok I pay you, and then hug?

Zelensky: How much?

Modi: Enough for an all-expense trip to Wonderful India! I'll take you around personally.

Zelensky: I want that and a new luxury condo in Mumbai with my own bodyguards.

Modi: Yes yes, no problem! Now hug?

Zelensky: Ok let's hug.

Modi and Zelensky embraced each other for the world to see.

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That's the most Indian way of negotiation ever recorded

chgough34 said:

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The U.S. is a master of diplomacy, readily able to pursue maximum hostility towards China while simultaneously using leaks to friendly media to effectively quash all opposition there may be from allies and U.S. corporates by painting China as unreasonable and the U.S. as supremely responsible

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Why is the master of diplomacy failing to prevent the demise of the petrodollar?


This is after years of mafia tactics and exhaustive use of that askenazi intelligence I am told is the highest in the world, told to me by the same Anglo Zionists who run western media, of course.

The American government of Ukraine has officially passed a bill to ban the Orthodox Church.

Chevalier said:

Why is the master of diplomacy failing to prevent the demise of the petrodollar?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1828065626960634083

This is after years of mafia tactics and exhaustive use of that askenazi intelligence I am told is the highest in the world, told to me by the same Anglo Zionists who run western media, of course.

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Russia can’t use the U.S. Dollar. Is this supposed to be a surprise?

Sardaukar20 said:

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Leaving China to go to India is always a political agenda, not a business one.

IBM, when you leave China, it is on your own choice, not China's, just like when you came to China in the first place. Going to India? Wonderful! Enjoy your adventures there. After awhile, when you're compelled to come crawling back to China. Its doors might still be open, but it won't be the same China that you left. If you think that you leaving China will make you stronger, and China weaker? LoL! You have clearly not been reading about your fellow peers who have done the same thing.

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Talk to a Gartner chief analysist once about IBM, he said IBM only have a brand name left. So leaving or staying really doesn't matter much.

9dashline said:

Offline PGP tutorial from yours truly Snowden back in 2013

If you want secure, you have to do it yourself... and tradeoff is inconvenience

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I don't even care about online security anymore I know the hardware can't even be trusted. Going up the next level the operating system cant even be trusted. So if I want to keep a secret I'll keep it in my head and will flip the finger to Musk and his brain chip company.

Taar said:

Talk to a Gartner chief analysist once about IBM, he said IBM only have a brand name left. So leaving or staying really doesn't matter much.

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IBM cleared $62bn in revenue in 2023, ~3.5x ZTE but sure

chgough34 said:

IBM cleared $62bn in revenue in 2023, ~3.5x ZTE but sure

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IBM is an older company

But it's decreased by 50% in revenue compared to 2011 and 40% compared to 1999.

Keep in mind that the dollar went further in those days so the deceased in revenue is a sign of eminent decline for such an old company.


ZTE however has seen its revenue increase exponentially


And continues to see increase.

So yeah, think about that.