Join PLA anyone?

Gollevainen

Colonel
VIP Professional
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so you think that vip-membership status in SDF isent sufficent enough for prize??:D

anyway, technically he wouldnt be spy, but mere observator....
 

Wingman

Junior Member
I have a question for those of you who are not or have not been in military service, have you ever considered joining? Doesn't have to be PLA. Sometimes I half want to join but nah what's the point. I'll only join if I fail at everything else
 

Gollevainen

Colonel
VIP Professional
Registered Member
lucky you that you have that choice....:rolleyes:

but in my own personal obinion (which doesn't affect att all to my moderation work;) ), I dont thing so highly about kids who rant so much about 'how my country can nuke yours, and PRC would take out taiwan military in mere of houers' ...and then they doesent even bother to join the military

....I mean military is about killing people in most cost effective ways, and any sort of enthustiasm towards it is moraly questionable...so does these kids who just want to brattle about military, never taking or even considering taking real part of it, feel any sort of 'pinch' in their heart?
 

Wingman

Junior Member
Yeah my thoughts exactly
Gollevainen said:
lucky you that you have that choice....:rolleyes:
Hell, I wish my country had mandatory military service, then I don't have to decide whether to join the military or go to university. In truth I wanted to do some military service, perhaps slightly more so than the latter, but not everyone has the option of going to university, and it'd be a waste to throw it away so it's really hard to decide. In the end I went to university but to be honest I wanted the "excuse" to join the military for maybe a few years
 

renmin

Junior Member
Wingman said:
I have a question for those of you who are not or have not been in military service, have you ever considered joining? Doesn't have to be PLA. Sometimes I half want to join but nah what's the point. I'll only join if I fail at everything else
Im not a athletic person so no. Im not getin killed! Neither am I putten up with a idiotic drill surgent who curses and yells at me all day! MIlitary got to be the last job on the list.
 

KYli

Brigadier
Ender_wiggin


You are joining the Canadian Army Reserves, so you could be VIP in SDF.:eek:

Oh well Golly will be please, because he get another spy for his future project to take photos for SDF.:roll:

But I think the Canadian Army will be piss off, hehe.:roll:


Just kidding.:)
 

Ender Wiggin

Junior Member
just wait until I recount all the crazy adventures drunken Canadians had in WWII...

an example: you have a platoon of French Canadian, American, and British commando's preparing to attack a german camp. The mission is to snipe the enemy commanders and blow up the vehicals.

They settle down for the night and will do the mission the next night, the French Canadians (from Montreal btw) are restless and can't sleep so they say "screw it" dress in black dont wake up their comrades and sneak into the enemy encampment. Suffocate the officers with pillows, steal German guns since the canadian/british ones are crap plant the C4 set a timer steal the booze and sneak back to their camp.

The C4 goes off the vehicals are destoryed and the enemy soldiers with no orders are running around crazy and some oards the allied camp.

The French Canadians are in a trench firing at the Germans with the Kar98's piss drunk and laughing.

The Americans ask them whats going on, cant understand the french and get a Brit to translate. The French Canadians speak very matter of factly, we were bored so we snuck into the enemy camp, killed the officers, stole the guns and the booze planted the c4 and came back.

The British officer couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes and then told the American commander. The American pissed sent them home to Canada where they were given the Victoria's cross or something and were greeted as hero's.

:) :china: (pretend its a Canadian flag) :nana:
 

Nethappy

NO WAR PLS
VIP Professional
Have fun, I did my share of it and I dun think I am going to go bak to it. I lost 14kg since i quit the Aussie army and moved back to Hong Kong. I use to be 87kg.. now only 72-73kg and I am only 175 cm.

Now u know what kinda hell they put u thought. Anyway, I guess i was just like half of these kids b4 I join up (joined the reserve at a really young age 16), but the army knocked some major sense into me. I am really proud that I did my service and it really trun me into a different person.

DO u know the different between the American, British and Aussie Army?
It an old joke.

There are 3 General one from each country sitting at a table, playing poker.

Then the American said "American trooper are the best, they a fearless, come I'll show u."
American Gen "Soldier come here"
Soldier "Yes, sir"
American Gen " You see that plane over there I wanna you to jump on it and tak it to 10,000 feet and the jump off without a parachutes. You doing your country great honor son.
Soldier "Yes, sir"
The soldier did as he was told and die.

The the British said "British army is better, I'll prove it to u."
British Gen "Soldier, come here"
Soldier "Yes, sir"
British Gen " You see that tank over then and I want to step in front of it and let it run over you."
Soldier "Yes, Sir"
The solder did as he was told and die.

The Aussie said "Haha, that nothing watch this."
Aussie Gen "Digger, get over here"
Soldier "Yes, Sir"
Aussie Gen " You see that cliff over there I want to jump of it."
Soldier "Fuk you, Sir"
Aussie Gen said to the other General "see I told Aussie troop are fearless"
 

netspider

New Member
When I was at College at China, there were recruting officers from PLAAF and PLAN held some recruit events in the campus. Some of my classmates went to enroll, but only one girl got into PLAN. She went to a military academy at Guang Zhou after graduation.
 
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