When I went out this morning to pick up the newspapers, I saw a tiny piece of dirty, wrinkled paper with handwritten words on it, barely legible:
...In the early 21st century before the 2012 catastrophe, there were a handful of people who were called the J-20-length-addicts. It's said that these people were incredibly obsessive, compulsive, impulsive, persistent, and insistent on bringing up debate or discussion on the length of the then yet-to-be inducted Chinese fighter jet, J-20, whenever possible, and seemingly derived great pleasure and a sense of self-worth in doing so...
P.S. On further inspection of the piece, I made out more: ...this is just a joke, with no offense intended to anyone who happens to even remotely resemble the said "addicts"...