Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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HanJian revolution China has begun!!! .... Just kidding, just security having some fun
EXPOSED - HOW SEESEEPEE SPIES ON MURICANS THROUGH TIKTOK!!!
The fking doughnut part slayed me
Boba libs be like "noooo!!!!! not like this, China can't send a Tiktok daddy to the US".
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- Own a hypersonic missile for homeland defense, since that's what chariman Mao intended.
- Four barbarian carriers infringe on my sovereign waters.
- "搞毛?" as I grab my little red book and HGV.
- Blow a building-sized hole through the first carrier, it sinks on the spot.
- Fire a scramjet-powered cruise missile at the second carrier, misses it entirely because the Beidou down-link was jammed, and nails a civilian cruise liner.
- I have to resort to the ASBM in my stockpile tipped with a nuclear warhead
- "哎，小伙儿们!", the fireball vaporizes two carriers and its blast wave sets of car alarms as far as Manila.
- Load several hundred subsonic ASCM's onto my bomber fleet and unleash them against the last terrified barbarian vessel
- Crew bleeds out waiting for support to arrive since cruise missile wounds are impossible to stitch up
- Just as chairman Mao intended.
- Four barbarian carriers infringe on my sovereign waters.
- "搞毛?" as I grab my little red book and HGV.
- Blow a building-sized hole through the first carrier, it sinks on the spot.
- Fire a scramjet-powered cruise missile at the second carrier, misses it entirely because the Beidou down-link was jammed, and nails a civilian cruise liner.
- I have to resort to the ASBM in my stockpile tipped with a nuclear warhead
- "哎，小伙儿们!", the fireball vaporizes two carriers and its blast wave sets of car alarms as far as Manila.
- Load several hundred subsonic ASCM's onto my bomber fleet and unleash them against the last terrified barbarian vessel
- Crew bleeds out waiting for support to arrive since cruise missile wounds are impossible to stitch up
- Just as chairman Mao intended.
r/greentexts is leaking
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