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The best part about this joke is that you can losslessly translate this to English and it still works even though the drug in question is different:

"TikTok is poisoning American kid's mind because it's digital fentanyl"
"Dude your country doesn't even ban actual fentanyl"

Note: in the above conversation as it's conducted in Chinese TikTok is described as "spiritual opium".
 
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- Own a hypersonic missile for homeland defense, since that's what chariman Mao intended.

- Four barbarian carriers infringe on my sovereign waters.

- "搞毛?" as I grab my little red book and HGV.

- Blow a building-sized hole through the first carrier, it sinks on the spot.

- Fire a scramjet-powered cruise missile at the second carrier, misses it entirely because the Beidou down-link was jammed, and nails a civilian cruise liner.

- I have to resort to the ASBM in my stockpile tipped with a nuclear warhead

- "哎,小伙儿们!", the fireball vaporizes two carriers and its blast wave sets of car alarms as far as Manila.

- Load several hundred subsonic ASCM's onto my bomber fleet and unleash them against the last terrified barbarian vessel

- Crew bleeds out waiting for support to arrive since cruise missile wounds are impossible to stitch up

- Just as chairman Mao intended.
 
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