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[pevade]

- Own a hypersonic missile for homeland defense, since that's what chariman Mao intended.

- Four barbarian carriers infringe on my sovereign waters.

- "搞毛?" as I grab my little red book and HGV.

- Blow a building-sized hole through the first carrier, it sinks on the spot.

- Fire a scramjet-powered cruise missile at the second carrier, misses it entirely because the Beidou down-link was jammed, and nails a civilian cruise liner.

- I have to resort to the ASBM in my stockpile tipped with a nuclear warhead

- "哎，小伙儿们!", the fireball vaporizes two carriers and its blast wave sets of car alarms as far as Manila.

- Load several hundred subsonic ASCM's onto my bomber fleet and unleash them against the last terrified barbarian vessel

- Crew bleeds out waiting for support to arrive since cruise missile wounds are impossible to stitch up

- Just as chairman Mao intended.

r/greentexts is leaking

 

[Peas]

Some comics collection

 

[siegecrossbow]

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[Lethe]

Just the full version of my avatar...



It's an Italian propaganda poster from WW2: "Here come the liberators!"

I first encountered and made use of it following the 2003 invasion of Iraq, but I think it speaks to some enduring truths about US foreign policy...

 

[J Smith]

In Communist China, sharp-shooters are called Marxmen.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1640515549519118337

 

[ACuriousPLAFan]

No. Chew should become the President of the US instead, straight away.

Because he has 3 bottles and 1 cup of water, which is an even bolder showcase of raw power than Xi Dada.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1640485196158980097

 

[broadsword]

In Communist China, sharp-shooters are called Marxmen.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1640515549519118337

Just sanction him from amusement parks in the US.

 

[ACuriousPLAFan]

Comrade Trump (affectionally known as 建国同志) #MAGACommunism, after 6-decades of silent, tirelessly and diligently working and serving for the cause of the Party, people and country of China (and also escaping political prosecution in the United States), has finally moved to an unnammed city in China in order to enjoy his peaceful retirement.

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[Temstar]

Comrade Trump (affectionally known as 建国同志) #MAGACommunism, after 6-decades of silent, tirelessly and diligently working and serving for the cause of the Party, people and country of China (and also escaping political prosecution in the United States), has finally moved to an unnammed city in China in order to enjoy his peaceful retirement.

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一个普通母亲写给儿子深海的诗

儿子，你快回来吧。
妈妈不再需要你的奔波。
听到隆隆的炮声了么？
那是妈妈呼唤你的心跳。
家里的柴门为你打开，炕头的油灯为你点亮。
全家的牵挂啊，是鲜红美丽的窗花。
妈妈为你守岁，为你祈祷。
回来吧，我的儿子。
妈妈等你回来，迎接2024年的春天。

 

[Biscuits]

HanJian revolution China has begun!!! .... Just kidding, just security having some fun

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1640279994311008256

Live footage of John uyghur being forcibly carried to the genocide grounds