Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[Biscuits]

Let's digest:

China is a "makeshift superpower" for the past 3-4 thousand years... yeah right LMFAO


Not sure how China with a government that rightfully earned more than 90% support from its population can be "unstable"?


Let's see...

Chinese Air Force vs Polish Air Force:
1. China has ~1500 fighters, Poland has 95.
2. China has ~200 fighter-bombers, Poland has 0.
3. China has ~200 bombers, Poland has 0.
4. China has ~100 AEW&C and EW aircrafts, Poland has 0.
5. China has ~30 refueling tankers, Poland has 0.
6. China has ~350 transport aircrafts (light, tactical and strategic), Poland has 44.
7. China has ~900 trainer aircrafts, Poland has 74.

Chinese Navy vs Polish Navy:
1. China has 2+1 aircraft carriers, Poland has 0.
2. China has 8 cruisers, Poland has 0.
3. China has 42+3 destroyers, Poland has 0.
4. China has 52+2 frigates, Poland has 2.
5. China has 132 corvettes and missile boats (excluding Coast Guard), Poland has 5.
6. China has ~40 large amphibious assault ships, Poland has 0.
7. China has ~18 nuclear submarines, Poland has 0.
8. China has ~70 conventional submarines, Poland has 1.

He definitely isn't smoking weed, since weed wouldn't make a person as high and as floating has him right now. I'm guessing the Slo-Mo drug from the movie Dredd (2012), since he still believed that the Chinese military is from the 1940s.

But even the Chinese military from the 1940s was still leagues above the Polish military from the 1940s.

 

[BlackWindMnt]

Dam those tactical shovels, look at the big one looks like it can shove out complete underground bunkers.

 

[siegecrossbow]

The sheer amount of Xi-simping from white supremacists makes me want to dig into a massive tub of Bing Chilling.

 

[caudaceus]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634653284450304000

Xi drank from two tea cups. It's not over!

 

[siegecrossbow]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634653284450304000

Xi drank from two tea cups. It's not over!

Unexpected John China.

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[luminary]

Unexpected John China.

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I can't be the only one thinking this.

 

[broadsword]

I can't be the only one thinking this.

He praises LaoGanMa like it's his MILF.

 

[GodRektsNoobs]

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Loveleenkr 'nam flashbacks.

LMAOOOOO aw come on man, this thread is funny.

 

[GodRektsNoobs]

But even the Chinese military from the 1940s was still leagues above the Polish military from the 1940s.

That unfortunately is not true. Poland by 1939 had capabilities to manufacture their own tanks, planes, and other equipment for its military. China did not. In fact China couldn't even build a diesel engine during the 1920-30s, and that was considered a "golden decade" by KMT lovers.

 

[Nx4eu]

That unfortunately is not true. Poland by 1939 had capabilities to manufacture their own tanks, planes, and other equipment for its military. China did not. In fact China couldn't even build a diesel engine during the 1920-30s, and that was considered a "golden decade" by KMT lovers.

In the 1940s Poland didn't even exist anymore, it had been split in half by Germany and USSR therefore cannot have had any capabilities