Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[E100]

How do I volunteer for the SeeSeePee breeding facility?

In this case it would be the SeePeePee.

 

[Biscuits]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634441084083527680

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Does... Does that green lizard emoji represent the legendary Indian monitor lizard of democracy?

 

[eprash]

Check out the other people on SVB's team, like this guy

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Mr. Gentile earned his B.S. in Accounting

Does It stand for bullsh*t then all of this makes sense

 

[caudaceus]

Jai Polska

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634062935008968704

 

[Tam]

I decided to put this in the Funny Stuff instead of American Economics. Jim Cramer encouraging people to buy SVB last month.

 

[broadsword]

I decided to put this in the Funny Stuff instead of American Economics. Jim Cramer encouraging people to buy SVB last month.

Mad Money, that's him.

 

[Peas]

Jai Polska

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634062935008968704

Polska Paranoia
Mao tweeted below: "Congratulations Bro! You set up a "makeshift sp" enemy to yourself. Now China will join the "Strike Poland team" with Germany and Russia."

 

[ACuriousPLAFan]

Jai Polska

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634062935008968704

Let's digest:

China, while a "makeshift superpower"

China is a "makeshift superpower" for the past 3-4 thousand years... yeah right LMFAO

is unstable

Not sure how China with a government that rightfully earned more than 90% support from its population can be "unstable"?

and deficient in naval and air capabilities

Let's see...

Chinese Air Force vs Polish Air Force:
1. China has ~1500 fighters, Poland has 95.
2. China has ~200 fighter-bombers, Poland has 0.
3. China has ~200 bombers, Poland has 0.
4. China has ~100 AEW&C and EW aircrafts, Poland has 0.
5. China has ~30 refueling tankers, Poland has 0.
6. China has ~350 transport aircrafts (light, tactical and strategic), Poland has 44.
7. China has ~900 trainer aircrafts, Poland has 74.

Chinese Navy vs Polish Navy:
1. China has 2+1 aircraft carriers, Poland has 0.
2. China has 8 cruisers, Poland has 0.
3. China has 42+3 destroyers, Poland has 0.
4. China has 52+2 frigates, Poland has 2.
5. China has 132 corvettes and missile boats (excluding Coast Guard), Poland has 5.
6. China has ~40 large amphibious assault ships, Poland has 0.
7. China has ~18 nuclear submarines, Poland has 0.
8. China has ~70 conventional submarines, Poland has 1.

He definitely isn't smoking weed, since weed wouldn't make a person as high and as floating has him right now. I'm guessing the Slo-Mo drug from the movie Dredd (2012), since he still believed that the Chinese military is from the 1940s.

 

[siegecrossbow]

There it is! CHYNA!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1634794322980913153

He and Mark Cuban should get together for a revisionist communists club.

 

[Sinnavuuty]

British intelligence alleges that the Russians are using shovels as a weapon, some of them below: