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ACuriousPLAFan

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Let's digest:
China, while a "makeshift superpower"
China is a "makeshift superpower" for the past 3-4 thousand years... yeah right LMFAO

is unstable
Not sure how China with a government that rightfully earned more than 90% support from its population can be "unstable"?

and deficient in naval and air capabilities
Let's see...

Chinese Air Force vs Polish Air Force:
1. China has ~1500 fighters, Poland has 95.
2. China has ~200 fighter-bombers, Poland has 0.
3. China has ~200 bombers, Poland has 0.
4. China has ~100 AEW&C and EW aircrafts, Poland has 0.
5. China has ~30 refueling tankers, Poland has 0.
6. China has ~350 transport aircrafts (light, tactical and strategic), Poland has 44.
7. China has ~900 trainer aircrafts, Poland has 74.

Chinese Navy vs Polish Navy:
1. China has 2+1 aircraft carriers, Poland has 0.
2. China has 8 cruisers, Poland has 0.
3. China has 42+3 destroyers, Poland has 0.
4. China has 52+2 frigates, Poland has 2.
5. China has 132 corvettes and missile boats (excluding Coast Guard), Poland has 5.
6. China has ~40 large amphibious assault ships, Poland has 0.
7. China has ~18 nuclear submarines, Poland has 0.
8. China has ~70 conventional submarines, Poland has 1.

He definitely isn't smoking weed, since weed wouldn't make a person as high and as floating has him right now. I'm guessing the Slo-Mo drug from the movie Dredd (2012), since he still believed that the Chinese military is from the 1940s.
 
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Biscuits

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Let's digest:

China is a "makeshift superpower" for the past 3-4 thousand years... yeah right LMFAO


Not sure how China with a government that rightfully earned more than 90% support from its population can be "unstable"?


Let's see...

Chinese Air Force vs Polish Air Force:
1. China has ~1500 fighters, Poland has 95.
2. China has ~200 fighter-bombers, Poland has 0.
3. China has ~200 bombers, Poland has 0.
4. China has ~100 AEW&C and EW aircrafts, Poland has 0.
5. China has ~30 refueling tankers, Poland has 0.
6. China has ~350 transport aircrafts (light, tactical and strategic), Poland has 44.
7. China has ~900 trainer aircrafts, Poland has 74.

Chinese Navy vs Polish Navy:
1. China has 2+1 aircraft carriers, Poland has 0.
2. China has 8 cruisers, Poland has 0.
3. China has 42+3 destroyers, Poland has 0.
4. China has 52+2 frigates, Poland has 2.
5. China has 132 corvettes and missile boats (excluding Coast Guard), Poland has 5.
6. China has ~40 large amphibious assault ships, Poland has 0.
7. China has ~18 nuclear submarines, Poland has 0.
8. China has ~70 conventional submarines, Poland has 1.

He definitely isn't smoking weed, since weed wouldn't make a person as high and as floating has him right now. I'm guessing the Slo-Mo drug from the movie Dredd (2012), since he still believed that the Chinese military is from the 1940s.
But even the Chinese military from the 1940s was still leagues above the Polish military from the 1940s.
 

siegecrossbow

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The sheer amount of Xi-simping from white supremacists makes me want to dig into a massive tub of Bing Chilling.

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