Let me introduce '14FengDong',the new global delivery service from China Courier Service Corporation. - EMS.
Your cargo will be delivered across the ocean at an incredible speed and your precious cargo will be well protected before the delivery.
*actual service may be different
Is there any info on cargo survival rate and cost per kilo?
The cargo is death, and its survival rate is 100% in the absence of ballistic missile defence. The cost is another matter. But of what use is any money left once you send this parcel off? As a fringe benefit you get to whistle "The Ride of the Valkyries" over and over again in the half hour or so after you mail this package. After that you find out whether there really is a heaven or hell after all.
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