Well my boy blinky, Im going to Moscow next and you see that briefcase over there?From the article
Did they use the worst negotiators in the western world?
“First we’re going to blame you for interfering in elections, then we’re going to say you’re spying on us all time using cell phone equipment, next we sanction your companies and ban exports of semiconductor manufacturing equipment, finally we’re going to blame you for flying a balloon and some UFO stuff. All you have to do is not sell weapons to Russia!”
“… okay… what do we get then?”
“What? You want something in return?? Our gratitude is not enough? The nerve!”
It holds an all access username and password for Lavrov, this account has access to our weapons catalog and comes with same day delivery.