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What?
Could be something to do with Russia's attack yesterday?
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Modi Bhakts are having a hard time...
Mr Donuts？
Some poor folks probably thought AR happened because Xi wanted things wrapped up for October 1st…
If some measly tariffs could accomplish this just imagine what a remittance tariff could do!
This is conditional on the UN sanctions being cancelled. If the sanctions are reapplied, Iran is suggesting they'll leave the npt. It's traditional carrot and stick negotiating tactics.
More like the lot of them were munching popcorns with the boss at the White House during the parade. Then the hypersonics showed up and Trump asked: "Do we have something like that?"
Hegseth there either answered: "Lol f**k no", or slightly more likely: "Meh those are probably just props."
Then Trump went: "Why don't you find out with the Chinese?"
And Hegseth was like: ... F**k.
So now Petey here is tasked with the unenviable job of dialing Dong Jun, and be like: "Your excellency, so, uh... about those lovely missiles at your parade... some of us at the team been expressing concerns about you showing those off, not that they're not capable! I'm sure they are, just that there may be some doubts among some of us over here about those missiles' capabilities. So I though I'd double check with you so there's no misunderstanding between our militaries, you know."
Dong prolly be like: "I understand your concern. In truth we too were concerned about the extent of the performance of our current inventory you must have seen at our victory parade... I admit they are a little dated now, considering they have been in general service for some time, which is why we have much improved equipment that were not shown as they are quite new. In the spirit of transparency, you shall be seeing these new models in due course, once they have reached the sizeable numbers that match the older models displayed at the parade. In fact, there were more we intended to display on that day, but we regrettably had to leave those out due to time limitations."
Hegseth: ... F**k.