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siegecrossbow

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Once I’m back home I’m going to create a New Vegas style ending slides for all parties involved in the Bingchilling fiasco.

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As the dust of Earth's conflicts settled, Elon Musk turned his gaze to the stars. His unlikely friendship with Premier Li Qiang allowed him to not only survive the Oligarch Purge, but thrive. With a fleet of gleaming starships crafted in Jiuquan and Wenchang, he led an exile of the world's wealthiest to the Red Planet, where they will repent the errors of their ways through both hard labor and assiduous studying of XJP Thought.

On Mars, Musk declared himself Overseer, ruling with an iron fist wrapped in the velvet glove of innovation. The few who dared to challenge his rule were relentlessly crushed by his army of Tesla securitrons. The billionaires, once masters of their own destinies, now lived under the shadow of his ambition. Mars became a testament to human adaptability and a lesson on greed and its consequences.
 

coolgod

Colonel
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Remember back during the first TikTok ban attempt, US senators were claiming that TikTok and WeChat could use the E-Yuan and its blockchain currency to evade the use of the petrodollar and increase dedollarisation?

just saying nothings stopping China from implementing the E~yuan via XHS and DouYin international…

Extension to that thought.

Apple users need to switch to Apple's Mainland China or HK App store to download Douyin. I'm assuming HK allows foreign credit cards so maybe no problem there. If any foreigners are feeling risky they can try Apple's Chinese Mainland App store which requires some sort of Chinese financial institution. I'm not sure how this could work, but perhaps it would lead to foreigners opening up bank accounts with Chinese banks.

Once users switch to Chinese app stores, they'll discover more of China's App ecosystem, not just social media. Big things could be happening.

Step 1. E-Thots join XHS/Douyin (live-streaming), wants to make some money.
Step 2. Audience in China only have RMB, platform doesn't offer USD for fears of sanction, runs to closest Chinese bank or setup payment with Chinese financial institutions online (maybe even e-cny?);)
Step 3. Profit
 
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Chevalier

Captain
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Look at how jealously these early adopter/sexpats are of the recent influx of americans and other westerners into XHS and seeing and meeting real Chinese for the first time without needing to go through a third party.

China has always drawn in and fascinated outsiders given the superiority of its culture and society based on the wisdom of its native Chinese philosphers, and because of this, outsiders - barbarians, if you will - will often try to control China and Chinese people and become the main conduit between China and the outside world. Why do you think anglo americans of the 50s had this view that they 'lost China' with the victory of the Chinese Revolution? Because they have always wanted to control China, and to prevent competitors from accessing the Chinese market and indeed, Chinese people, the anglo elites spread falsehoods and lies about China and the Chinese people so their own people wont go to China and see and experience China. You see this in how US elites like Trump and jim rogers get their kids to speak fluent mandarin yet the USG strongly wants to keep its people away from China.
 

supercat

Major

What is wrong with westoid cope??? Master plan to subvert the ccp is we will make their kids horny and gay. Liberals are never beating the degen allegations.

I think US officials should start gifting the top percent American youth the ccp officials as eunuchs and concubines, Yknow to subvert them or something.
The person has no idea that the population in the US is among the most brainwashed in the world, not Chinese. There are more than 250 million inbound and outbound tourists to and from China. Tens of millions diaspora Chinese have relative in China. The average Chinese is far better informed about the West than the other way around.

China is in a great depression according to the future US treasury cabinet member



Meanwhile, eggs is 6$ for a dozen in the usa
He should worry about the economy of the US.

The most shocking thing yet from last night's note comparing
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And I thought I already knew about how bad US health care is, dat's crazy.
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Yes, studious folks have been keeping track of all the note comparison results. It's not China all good and US bad, but certainly the real US is a far cry from shitlib's perfect vision of US is. Every night we hear some more crazy small details from the Americans:
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And I thought nothing would surprise me but getting charged for crying is a new one even for me.
Wait until they are told that 90% of Chinese own their homes.

When Democrats finds out that Douyin has no intention to sell TikTok to a US owner - hopefully, Democrats can work with Trump to lift the ban:
 

ACuriousPLAFan

Brigadier
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Here's what the diplomatic way of flexing power with Chinese characteristics looks like, presented by Geng Shuang, the Deputy Permanent Representative of the PRC to the UN and the UNSC:

"I can be more direct with you today. (Firstly), if China really is providing military support and assistance to Russia, then the battlefield situation (in Ukraine) wouldn't be the way it is today"

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Literally "Try me, b1tch" in the most figurative way possible.
 
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