Actually that's just the PLA cover story. Secretly our own Air Force Brat was covertly infiltrated into China by the CIA. he and a support team then infiltrated the PLAAF base and stole 2013 they then flew it to a refueling rendezvous near the Arctic Ice shelf.
Is that what I was flying, I had a blindfold on the whole time, and Vladimir Putin was sitting behind me with a gun, that's why he left Australia early, he told me he was Ilyia Kuriakin from the Man from Uncle???? anyway when I landed on that ice shelf, that Putin character, stole my stolen aircraft and loaded it on one of those Giant Roosian Submarines, there I was stranded a thousand miles from no-where, 50 below zero, when some dude on a blue and white airplane, chewing gum and smoking a Marlboro, hey it may have been the Marlboro Man, but he was receiving orders from some chick named Mitchell or something like that, they dropped me off on the South Side of Emaneul City, in North East Obamastan, and our chase vehicle, picked me up and made me drive an antique "crown Victoria" with bubble gum machine on top, all the way back to Central Obamastan, with only one headlight on. Oh and that guy that was smoking a Marlboro, well really he smoked three whole packs, and every time that chick hung up, he was muttering something under his breath?? but that Putin guy gave me a shawl and told me, he had given it to some Chinese Chick, but she told him get lost?????? Very nice mink stole I think, I'm gonna give it to the Honey Badger for Christmas???? Oh, I outsmarted that Putin guy, I stuck the key in my pocket, but then it went thru the wash, it was one o them electronic deals, I put it in the dryer on permanent press, and its only melted a little???? You just meet the nicest people when you steal a new plane from Chengdu,,,, but I'm not goin back, they only paid me 19 dollars????? and two shrimp egg rolls, and a cup of tea? I'm pretty sure Mr. Yan made those egg rolls, best in the whole world???? but the Honey Badger has me grounded till after April 15th, 2015, told me if 19 bucks was all they were payin-- they would have to find another ace pilot????? oh well, maybe next time, they said they want me to go to the next AirSho in Zuhai, in 2016????
Oh, and that flight suit, they stole that from the "cleaners", fit me almost perfect, name tag said "Li Ping", bet that dude is in a little bit of trouble????
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