To give a taste of what the General's writing, here it is at it's finest glory:
I have recently acquired a pet. It is a Chinese monkey. You will wonder how I got it. It is a special gift for me all the way from China. You will also wonder why I have been chosen for this special gift. Well. I have been airing my thoughts freely on the Chinese ailments on and @ . What I have been airing seems to have tickled Xi’s funny bone. The funny bone is highly sensitive to the truth of China being exposed. It also tells me that I am hitting a mark consistently! Do you know what happens when you tickle Xi’s funny bone? You get ‘re-educated’ in umpteen places where Special Education Centers are set up. These centers are fully designed to make you into communist clone by squeezing the juice out of your you-know-what. China runs a tailor-made course for people from East Turkistan so that they do not even procreate. The curriculum is so classified that even UN hesitated to release the report on these detention centers. China has promised an exclusive university of ‘re-education’ to 23 million Taiwanese when the Island is conquered. China has a rich dating back to the imperial times of the Qings and Mings. However, when China cannot re-educate an old foggy incoherent retired Indian General, who is hitting the mark, he is gifted with a pet monkey! I am privileged to have got one! Why a monkey? They could have easily sent the Virus on a plane like they did with the rest of the world in 2020. But. But. But. India has very good vaccines, and I am inoculated! Ha ha! Also, the Wuhan Virus is not exportable anymore like the rest of Chinese exports. It has returned to its womb to take up permanent residence in China. China could have also sent a fire spewing dragon. However, the fire spewing dragon resembles a sick lizard off late. The monkey is the best available universal alternative.
What are the characteristics of my pet monkey? It is a typical Chinese single child of a rapidly aging society which, kills its female children and imports Pakistani brides and donkeys. I think it is sneaky, around two feet tall with pigtails and eats noodles. To be honest, I do not know its dimensions since my pet monkey is virtual. Ideologically it is fully immersed in communism. It seems to be educated, perceptive, and persistent. It is highly brainwashed and deeply embedded in the party machinery. This pet thinks China is like an orangutan while behaving like a monkey in a drought. It feels China’s only problem is with USA since it is solely ordained by the middle kingdom to displace USA from pole position. It does not know that the Indian equivalent of the Middle Kingdom is the ‘Trishanku Swarg’! Neither here nor there…hanging in mid-air! However, despite posing as an orangutan it could not prevent an 84 year old grandma from landing in Taiwan. That is when I realised that it is only a stupid monkey which knows to shoot its mouth off. This monkey loves bat soup, rat dumplings and snake cuts. The monkey is a spiritual kin to the Virus which the communists deliberately allowed to infect the whole universe. This communist monkey who believes it is an orangutan declared victory over the virus and self-isolated itself the from the world. This riled up the disowned virus. The virus knew that the Chinese vaccines are useless. It jumped the wall and came back with a vengeance to wreak havoc in China. A combination of self-isolation, virus, drought, xiconomics, and overconfidence is dragging the country down.
"However all that is lost to my pet monkey since it is designed to carry out counter propaganda and influence operations." How does it do so? It reads all my blogs @ as they get published and puts out its disruptive comments. It is adept at playing the fastest finger first. It trashes me. It proves that I am anti national, seditious, and ignorant. Its comments always reiterate China’s superiority and affluence over backward and poor India. It coercively and malevolently keeps telling me how strong China is and how its high IQ obese soldiers who are ‘voluntarily conscripted’ will sort out India. It does not have any comprehension of an open democratic society. It treats constructive criticism as being equivalent to dissent. In essence, it denigrates India , Indians and everything we stand for. My monkey is from a country which wants to destroy us. My monkey has a big brain with a small mind full of disdain for anything Indian.
