Happy Holiday Thread (for all major holidays)

[renmin]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

Its satire, you're not meant to believe it, lol!:rofl: The thing about spy children is EvilGerald taking the piss out of the Chinese security forces - kids writing to santa. This must have been done at the time of the Hainan incident. I think the Chinese would use something a bit more advanced than flak, e.g. S-300 SAMs. That would definetly kill Santa, lol.:rofl:

You got a point, Chinese should be using SAMs by then, the Chinese would also know about c=kids writting to santa, and know who santa is, heck there is even a way to say Santa claus in Chinese, translated directly to english would be Old Christmas guy Yep, the story make no sense does it? what does satire mean?

 

[Obcession]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

:roll:
This so so funny :roll:

Oh, and how do you suppose you lock onto Santa's sleigh with S-300's? Flak would make more sense.

 

[renmin]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

:roll:
This so so funny :roll:

Oh, and how do you suppose you lock onto Santa's sleigh with S-300's? Flak would make more sense.

Well, how would they know, that the UFO was a flying sleigh? You make a good point, a missile defenently cant lock on too wood. I wouldnt even think that the sleigh would have even apeared on radar, its too small. Yep, only a buffon would believe this story.:rofl:

 

[MrClean]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

Satire: A literary technique of writing or art which exposes the follies of it's subject.

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[bd popeye]

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You'd better believe it! Very funny stuff..But this is what cracked me up

Chinese internal security Chief Shi Sum Ho

:rofl: Now that is FUNNY!!!!!

 

[DPRKPTboat]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

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Yeah, I just love stuff like this. Its so politically incorrect. Thats the beauty of it - it doesn't have to be realistic to be satire!

 

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Re: Santa shot down? lol

Heres some more hilarious sites about Santa being shot out of the sky:

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The last one isn't so funny. In that one, Santa is shot down over Iran.

 

[renmin]

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The last one isn't so funny. In that one, Santa is shot down over Iran.

Gosh!, this is so funny, it is just hilarious, santa must be handicaped to have been shot down that many times and survived!:rofl: :rofl: :roll: shot down here shot down there. so hilarious! Whats next? Santa crashing into a airliner?:roll: :rofl:

 

[The_Zergling]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

I remember that when I was in elementary school one of my friends showed me calculations that actually PROVED that if Santa wanted to "make the rounds" all in one day on Christmas Eve, he'd have to travel at speeds so fast, he'd be turned into nothing more than a puddle of pink goo.

Lost track of them, but considering how many presents in the Christmas season are from "Santa" and not from the parents, a LOT of rapid acceleration and deceleration would have to occur...

 

[renmin]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

I remember that when I was in elementary school one of my friends showed me calculations that actually PROVED that if Santa wanted to "make the rounds" all in one day on Christmas Eve, he'd have to travel at speeds so fast, he'd be turned into nothing more than a puddle of pink goo.

Lost track of them, but considering how many presents in the Christmas season are from "Santa" and not from the parents, a LOT of rapid acceleration and deceleration would have to occur...

Well your friend is correct, the true speed would have to be faster than hypersonic, infact, If santa wanted to complete that round, he would have to be travelling at speeds approching the speed of light! To fast for any dumb wooden sleigh to take, the friction would rip it to shreads, if not melt it. even if santa was in some sort of composite vehicle, like your friend said, he would be turned to goo, by G force.