Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[siegecrossbow]

Ian Bremmer....lol He can't stand losing to Peter Zeihan and now is taking his cue from Gordie, Man I do pity Mr Chang, he work so hard for the past 22 years and yet somebody stole his thunder. He maybe regretting not to Trade Mark his Coming Collapse of China and now everybody is jumping to join the bandwagon.

He is just another Chinese man whose work has been appropriated by less talented white people.

 

[Abominable]

Like i said think tank and economist are just tea leaves readers. They aren't serieus engineers or business people anymore.
Unless we have the wrong idea and the objective is to sell expensive maintenance contracts for the helicopters and drone fleet if that is the objective then yes its an excellent idea. I would say its actually a 11 dimensional grifter move.

Tea leaf readers would at least be right sometimes. Think tanks are just corporate funded yesmen that churn out papers saying whatever the people in power want to hear.

"Your domestic shipbuilding industry has been decimated? No need to rebuild it, we will just invent magic flying drones to do the work instead!"

 

[tygyg1111]

Because all of you guys just a short sighted commie empathy who know no shit. Superior race American will release the nano technology drone can travel 10000 km/h carry 1000 tons of cargo in multi dimensional. And best of it those drone have use Copium as fuel. And we already know US is world number 1 Copium producer.

Jai Hind

 

[luminary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1692650969417372091

 

[Zhejiang]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1692650969417372091

i did not watch all of this, but i read some of the comments, according to them, the lunar new year, means less people because less people went to that, then salt compustion falling also means lower population, because we all know, a higher population needs more salt compustion, and then the video claimed there hundreds of millions of people in rural China straving and begging for food, werid how when i vistied there last year, i saw no one straving or on the streets.

 

[horse]

You know, this is what I think about the Youtube channels all bashing China, I think there is a real underlying phenomenon going on.

What it is, it is just a scam.

The way Youtube works, is apparently the content creator making Youtube video, gets some money if a lot of people view their video.

Well, there we go. We can figure out the scam right there.

Make a nonsense anti-China video, and everyone in certain countries will watch it. Driving up the ratings.

The more views, and Youtube will pay up.

That is the internet today. It is all masturbation.

Porn-tube to pleasure the underworld.

Youtube to satisfy impotency.

What a scam this is. Youtube is happy with those pleasure seekers. The scammers are happy because Youtube pays them for scamming. The viewers are happy because they want to be scammed and masturbate.

They all jerk each other off, and all of them are happy with this arrangement.

Maybe Comrade Chang went too far?

 

[SanWenYu]

You know, this is what I think about the Youtube channels all bashing China, I think there is a real underlying phenomenon going on.

What it is, it is just a scam.

The way Youtube works, is apparently the content creator making Youtube video, gets some money if a lot of people view their video.

Well, there we go. We can figure out the scam right there.

Make a nonsense anti-China video, and everyone in certain countries will watch it. Driving up the ratings.

The more views, and Youtube will pay up.

That is the internet today. It is all masturbation.

Porn-tube to pleasure the underworld.

Youtube to satisfy impotency.

What a scam this is. Youtube is happy with those pleasure seekers. The scammers are happy because Youtube pays them for scamming. The viewers are happy because they want to be scammed and masturbate.

They all jerk each other off, and all of them are happy with this arrangement.

Maybe Comrade Chang went too far?

This and the salary thieves working for the MSM scam the USG for its 300 million anti-China propaganda fund. We have seen too many journos recycling and reusing each other's anti-China stories.

 

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[BoraTas]

What is insane about it is that the authors propose to use helicopter, drone and ferry ships insteads of docks to unload container ships as a way to save cost. Except that:
1. No helicopter or drone currently can lift a 40 ton container (Mi-26, the largest helicopter in the world, can lift 20t)
2. A helicopter or drone capable of carrying a multi-ton payload would have to be turboshaft powered and therefore extremely expensive to acquire and operate
3. A helicopter or drone can lift one container at a time when a large ship can carry tens of thousands of containers and is thus extremely inefficient
4. In the diagram, the containers seem to magically teleport from the large ship into the smaller ferry

This is obviously a terrible idea from an engineering/logistics/economics/physics point of view. Which shows how detached from reality these "strategists" that work for think tanks are. And is it any surprise the rationale for this absurd plan is to "counter China?"

The USA should first solve the tiny problem of 3 train derailments a day. After decades of neglect and making everything a legal blackhole they have many low hanging apples to collect in infrastructure.

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[Biscuits]

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