Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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Biscuits

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supersnoop said:
It’s not too funny (to me). Their lives are changed forever.
They were just trying to do their job, in the absence of open hostility, on opposite sides, but not enemies.
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He who raises a weapon against the government is an enemy. Even if he has hostages that forces the government to consider negotiations rather than direct arrest.

This is nothing, worse by far is coming to all who try to overthrow the country with violence.
 
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coolgod said:
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683429679812820992

President Ursula von der Leyen in New York to receive the World Peace and Liberty Award​

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The witch even gave a speech.
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683435971885268993

Ursula also won the "Goalkeepers Global Goals Award" of 2022
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Some more Director Wang drip.
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What is this slime next to me, and why is it touching my hand?

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"Russian" tank engulfs in flames after direct hit by Ukrainian missiles near Zaporizhzhia​

HACKER: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
HUMPHREY: Prime Minister, what about people who read The Sun?
BERNARD: Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits.
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Bernard was right.
 
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Lately I’ve run into reports that Ukraine has achieved tube artillery superiority over Russia due to the latter’s rationing of its artillery ammunition. By tapping into US’s vast stockpiles of cluster ammunition Ukraine will be able to sustain its rates of fire for some time to come. This echoes what M. Koffman shared some 2-3 weeks ago. I read it today in the Financial Times and earlier this week on Drive:
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Time to rehash an old classic:

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ACuriousPLAFan

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How Indians explain low tejas production number:
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1681614656865968129

Stuck with 'quality' not 'quantity'???? LMAO
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"I will break something interesting soon on this"

Yeah, I hope you can break something interesting to the Indian Air Force ASAP, such that you can successfully break the developmental, production, procurement and maintenance speeds/rates of Indian warplanes to an absolute minimum.

Jai Hind!
 
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