Funny article thread

[Jamie28]

Lmaooo

Gigafab in Maldives must have Hella perks. "Stay in luxurious bungalow outside your shift".

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683102680154091521

Only a NAFO with their 150 IQ could position a CPU in such a way

 

[supersnoop]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683641167815249922

Wanwanese training exercise goes wrong. We should also encourage them to do more to defend themselves from the "Evil CCP"

It’s not too funny (to me). Their lives are changed forever.
They were just trying to do their job, in the absence of open hostility, on opposite sides, but not enemies.

 

[coolgod]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683429679812820992

President Ursula von der Leyen in New York to receive the World Peace and Liberty Award​

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The witch even gave a speech.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683435971885268993

Ursula also won the "Goalkeepers Global Goals Award" of 2022

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Some more Director Wang drip.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1681978041877286917

 

[Biscuits]

It’s not too funny (to me). Their lives are changed forever.
They were just trying to do their job, in the absence of open hostility, on opposite sides, but not enemies.

He who raises a weapon against the government is an enemy. Even if he has hostages that forces the government to consider negotiations rather than direct arrest.

This is nothing, worse by far is coming to all who try to overthrow the country with violence.

 

[tygyg1111]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683429679812820992

President Ursula von der Leyen in New York to receive the World Peace and Liberty Award​

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The witch even gave a speech.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683435971885268993

Ursula also won the "Goalkeepers Global Goals Award" of 2022

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Some more Director Wang drip.

What is this slime next to me, and why is it touching my hand?

 

[coolgod]

"Russian" tank engulfs in flames after direct hit by Ukrainian missiles near Zaporizhzhia​

HACKER: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
HUMPHREY: Prime Minister, what about people who read The Sun?
BERNARD: Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits.

Bernard was right.

 

[luminary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1683854368226045953

 

[GZDRefugee]

Me watching r/LessCredibleDefence go to shit in real time:

 

[KampfAlwin]

How Indians explain low tejas production number:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1681614656865968129

Stuck with 'quality' not 'quantity'???? LMAO

 

[tygyg1111]

How Indians explain low tejas production number:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1681614656865968129

Stuck with 'quality' not 'quantity'???? LMAO

"Quality"