Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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Shadow_Whomel said:
This is the funniest political joke I've seen in a while.

The German Embassy in Beijing rebutted a question about German democracy on Weibo, claiming that "Hitler's party never got an absolute majority in free elections. 31% of the votes were won in November 1932. Yet Hitler was appointed Chancellor of a minority government - perhaps the worst and most terrible political mistake in German history".

But it was quickly contradicted again: "To be politically incorrect: Your country's current ruling Social Democrats ONLY got 25.7% of the vote, and Olaf Scholz is still Chancellor of Germany, so how can Scholz talk about moustaches?"

LOL Mr.Moustach >>> Scholz

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Chinese netizens receive ‘execution by shooting notice’.

Someone reported receiving a fake ‘execution notice’ to Beijing police. The police released a screenshot of the text message on Weibo. Netizens expressed surprise at this new scam tactic.

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[Notice of Shooting] Due to your credit fraud, you were absent from court, and the specific location has been located through 'Skynet', and the local law enforcement and judicial personnel (Wei Jun, Wang Wang) have been notified Lin, Guo Wenzhen) carried guns and led the team to carry out compulsory shooting at the door. For details, search "Execution Storm" on Douyin or pay attention to 'China Court Network' for details. You can cancel the execution if you settle all the arrears on the app before 14:00

Pingan Beijing (Beijing Police): That’s it. What can I say? I’m speechless… truly speechless…
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This scam tactic >>> The "You-have-not-paid-X-amount-of-income-tax-to-IRS-pay-with-Amazon-Gift-Card-or-get-arrested-in-45 mins" scam tactic from somewhere in the supapowah
 
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"Yeah, let's repeat another Manstein flanking maneuver, this time across 800 kilometers-worth of Russian-controlled territory just so that we can flank the Ruskies guarding the entrance to Crimea. Totally going to work like summer 1940!"

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661921195313319936

Should've just gone straight towards Moscow with that, lol.
 
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