Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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dxq4412

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Chinese netizens receive ‘execution by shooting notice’.

Someone reported receiving a fake ‘execution notice’ to Beijing police. The police released a screenshot of the text message on Weibo. Netizens expressed surprise at this new scam tactic.

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[Notice of Shooting] Due to your credit fraud, you were absent from court, and the specific location has been located through 'Skynet', and the local law enforcement and judicial personnel (Wei Jun, Wang Wang) have been notified Lin, Guo Wenzhen) carried guns and led the team to carry out compulsory shooting at the door. For details, search "Execution Storm" on Douyin or pay attention to 'China Court Network' for details. You can cancel the execution if you settle all the arrears on the app before 14:00

Pingan Beijing (Beijing Police): That’s it. What can I say? I’m speechless… truly speechless…
 

Shadow_Whomel

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This is the funniest political joke I've seen in a while.

The German Embassy in Beijing rebutted a question about German democracy on Weibo, claiming that "Hitler's party never got an absolute majority in free elections. 31% of the votes were won in November 1932. Yet Hitler was appointed Chancellor of a minority government - perhaps the worst and most terrible political mistake in German history".

But it was quickly contradicted again: "To be politically incorrect: Your country's current ruling Social Democrats ONLY got 25.7% of the vote, and Olaf Scholz is still Chancellor of Germany, so how can Scholz talk about moustaches?"

LOL Mr.Moustach >>> Scholz

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