Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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GodRektsNoobs

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ACuriousPLAFan

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Scouring through Reddit threads, and I came across one particular reply.

This Reddit guy be like:
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... while stuck in his mum's hosue basement and not serving in the US military.

... 80 FFGs (0), 180 DDGs (72),... 12 SSKs (4) ...
Imagine wanting more DDGs than FFGs, because "frigate is like a light destroyer".

And just 12 SSKs? China and Russia be like:
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Honestly, I highly doubt this guy's basic knowledge and understanding on naval-related matters.

...and readiness should never drop below 90%...
*Sips coffee*... sigh.

We have ourselves a project manager.

... I don't care what it costs. Congress should appropriate whatever it takes to create and sustain this fleet...
Someone tell this guy to get ready to lose his Social Security in order to support his "dream" fleet.

... We should be able to have at least one carrier strike group in every ocean at all times and ships to spare.
If this cannot be counted as a blatant showcase of imperialistic, colonialistic, "Every country in this world belongs to America" mindset, then I don't know what else would qualify.

Furthermore, did he say "in every ocean"?

We have 5 oceans in the world:
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My bet is that he wants at least one carrier strike group to be stationed in the Southern Ocean, i.e. the ocean that surrounds Antarctica.

What he doesn't realize:
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"Stand Back - Penguin Army Marching Through! Repel All Invaders and Occupiers!"
 

56860

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Scouring through Reddit threads, and I came across one particular reply.

This Reddit guy be like:
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... while stuck in his mum's hosue basement and not serving in the US military.


Imagine wanting more DDGs than FFGs, because "frigate is like a light destroyer".

And just 12 SSKs? China and Russia be like:
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Honestly, I highly doubt this guy's basic knowledge and understanding on naval-related matters.


*Sips coffee*... sigh.

We have ourselves a project manager.


Someone tell this guy to get ready to lose his Social Security in order to support his "dream" fleet.


If this cannot be counted as a blatant showcase of imperialistic, colonialistic, "Every country in this world belongs to America" mindset, then I don't know what else would qualify.

Furthermore, did he say "in every ocean"?

We have 5 oceans in the world:
View attachment 97652
My bet is that he wants at least one carrier strike group to be stationed in the Southern Ocean, i.e. the ocean that surrounds Antarctica.

What he doesn't realize:
View attachment 97653
"Stand Back - Penguin Army Marching Through! Repel All Invaders and Occupiers!"
Least delusional r/neoliberal user
 

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Probably the most unintentionally perfect thing I've ever seen. His profile pic sums up his tweet and the west as a whole so well. A poor slave imprisoned in economic drudgery toiling at McDonalds for peanuts, yet coping and seething at the foreign enemy like a good obedient drone instead of doing something to rebel against his own predicament.
 

56860

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Probably the most unintentionally perfect thing I've ever seen. His profile pic sums up his tweet and the west as a whole so well. A poor slave imprisoned in economic drudgery working at McDonalds being paid peanuts, yet coping and seething at the foreign enemy like a good obedient drone instead of doing something to escape his own toil.
"How… weren’t most parts of the country in lockdown…. and ppl believe these numbers?"

"Yeah that's great listen can you hurry up with my order please? I have places I need to be"

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