Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.
China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.
China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.
China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.
12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.
I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.
Child slaves don’t get paid dumb dumbs, so that technically doesn’t count as employment, more like ownership. Meanwhile the children of the privileged class can’t compete with free labor provided by slaves, hence they are jobless.

