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Biscuits

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It never ceases to amaze me to see how many twitter users lose all signs of sentient thought the moment China crosses their minds. It's like watching someone get piss drunk and overdose on the strongest hallucinogens known to man, leading to some unholy combination of completely losing their inhibition and ejecting themselves from sane reality.

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GZDRefugee

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Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.

China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.

China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.

China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.

12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.

I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.
 

BlackWindMnt

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Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.

China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.

China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.

China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.

12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.

I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.
Worst of all because of the economic collapse the Chinese people have to skip their mac breakfast at their shanghainese macdonalds....
It makes me so sad when i saw it on twitter:(
 
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