Funny article thread

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65 Years Ago.

This is PRICELESS ...............


A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since
she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s,
she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and
dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door and
said,
"Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your
entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will
not be able to use it for our advertisements!"
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.

(Here it is

I on the floor..LMAO!

 

[POKL]

Originally it was in the World armed forces Indian thread, but on second thought I came to the conclusion it would be kind of against the seriousness of this forum. But here I think is the right place for it.

Indian fakirs can lay down on nails but can they also do THAT.

In picture Belarus paras show off. Photo Belt.

 

[AssassinsMace]

This gave me a chuckle. At the 26 minute mark towards the end they're discussing a possible Call of Duty movie. The blonde Aussie girl talks she's a gamer like she's played Call of Duty but then describes playing Ghosts with Kevin Spacey in it. That game hasn't even been released yet. So obvious she was going by a script or notes with superficial research. I think the guys on the panel knew she made a goof. Is she just an actress playing a role for this show? Suspicious...

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[solarz]

I got that right away.

 

[solarz]

deleted... wrong thread.

 

[broadsword]

London Cab driver


A London cab driver's answer to a Muslim's logic:



A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because
as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen
to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music
- especially Western music, which is the music of the infidels.


The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab,
and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet, there were no
taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel."

 

[Miragedriver]

Some funny sayings to put a smile on your face:
1) 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
2) 'My friend used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'
3) 'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
4) 'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.'
5) 'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'
6) 'If you want to know what God thinks of power, just look at the people he gave it to.'
7) 'I don't like rap music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like rap music, denigrate means 'put down'’.


I will now get back to bottling my Malbec

 

[solarz]

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Now this is hilarious!

The struggling airline has changed the wording of its ‘My Ultimate Bucket List’ contest – promoted just months after the twin air disasters – after it was widely criticised for the word choice.
‘Bucket list’ is a term that refers to the things a person wants to experience before they die.

 

[AssassinsMace]

Runaway... Runaway...

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