TerraN_EmpirE
Tyrant King
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Sit back and enjoy a classic.
Sit back and enjoy a classic.
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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solarz
Brigadier
lmao!!!!
Equation
Lieutenant General
TerraN_EmpirE
Tyrant King
Try this with a QBZ 95....
[video=youtube_share;OEEEy1dMceI]http://youtu.be/OEEEy1dMceI[/video]
[video=youtube_share;OEEEy1dMceI]http://youtu.be/OEEEy1dMceI[/video]
broadsword
Brigadier
If Wife wants Husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If Husband wants Wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher once said ... Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband ... “Miss” for the first year & “Stress” for rest of your life.
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was just your common sense leaving your body.
Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for our Speech day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A Husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding on to the phone for half an hour and you haven’t spoken a word.”
Man inside the phone booth: “I am talking to my Wife.”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage ...
She said: “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
The status of a Husband is just like a Split Aircon, No matter how loud he is outdoors, he is designed to remain silent indoors!
Listening to your Wife ... is like reading terms & conditions of a website.
You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE".
The sweetest message ...
Husband to Wife : You should learn to embrace your mistakes ...
She hugged him tightly ...
If Husband wants Wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher once said ... Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband ... “Miss” for the first year & “Stress” for rest of your life.
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was just your common sense leaving your body.
Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for our Speech day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A Husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding on to the phone for half an hour and you haven’t spoken a word.”
Man inside the phone booth: “I am talking to my Wife.”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage ...
She said: “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
The status of a Husband is just like a Split Aircon, No matter how loud he is outdoors, he is designed to remain silent indoors!
Listening to your Wife ... is like reading terms & conditions of a website.
You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE".
The sweetest message ...
Husband to Wife : You should learn to embrace your mistakes ...
She hugged him tightly ...
broadsword
Brigadier
65 Years Ago.
This is PRICELESS ...............
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since
she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s,
she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and
dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door and
said,
"Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your
entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will
not be able to use it for our advertisements!"
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.
(Here it is
This is PRICELESS ...............
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since
she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s,
she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and
dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door and
said,
"Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your
entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will
not be able to use it for our advertisements!"
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.
(Here it is
Equation
Lieutenant General
65 Years Ago.
This is PRICELESS ...............
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since
she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s,
she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and
dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door and
said,
"Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your
entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will
not be able to use it for our advertisements!"
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall.
(Here it is
I on the floor..LMAO!
Originally it was in the World armed forces Indian thread, but on second thought I came to the conclusion it would be kind of against the seriousness of this forum. But here I think is the right place for it.
Indian fakirs can lay down on nails but can they also do THAT.
In picture Belarus paras show off. Photo Belt.
Indian fakirs can lay down on nails but can they also do THAT.
In picture Belarus paras show off. Photo Belt.
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AssassinsMace
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This gave me a chuckle. At the 26 minute mark towards the end they're discussing a possible Call of Duty movie. The blonde Aussie girl talks she's a gamer like she's played Call of Duty but then describes playing Ghosts with Kevin Spacey in it. That game hasn't even been released yet. So obvious she was going by a script or notes with superficial research. I think the guys on the panel knew she made a goof. Is she just an actress playing a role for this show? Suspicious...
[video=youtube;MIdQF6_nFOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIdQF6_nFOA#t=1939[/video]
[video=youtube;MIdQF6_nFOA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIdQF6_nFOA#t=1939[/video]
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