I heard autophagy and cold therapy does wonders... so no food and no heat helps build the character, brown fat to eat the white fat, and IF boosts mitochrondia efficency and has antiaging effects, plus if they start practicing NoFap and SR they can cut down on internet bills since most people only use the internet for cornhub anyway
Did you end up getting either one of them back?
Nope... as for my cat, still holding out a slim hope she was taken in by a cat lady who mistaken her as stray... you hear stories every now and then of cats reunited with owners based on microchip scan months or years after the fact, although statistically I would imagine these are few and far inbetween etc
politicians = kshatriya, software = brahmin, hardware = shudra, everyone else = dalit