Come now, we wouldn't want China wasting their valuable weather sats doing the EPA's job for them only to get mistaken for spy sats and getting shot down because of it.
Just get one of them commercial space firms like iSpace or Galactic Energy to send a dummy sat up, have it beam friggin' rainbows all over America and let the US go ham with their ASAT missiles. They'd get so coked up with the action they'd just as well take out a few of their own while they're at it.
