Oh no... Xi Jinping moves his finger! That means the SeeSeePee must be on its last legs!!!
Oh no... Xi Jinping blinks! That means the SeeSeePee must be breaking apart!!!
Oh no... Xi Jinping breathes! That means the SeeSeePee must be about to collapse!!!
The level of desperation in the West must've skyrocketed to new heights by now.
He's giving a 2-hour-long speech for fvck's sake...
To be fair, it is really hard to distinguish Western MSM's coverage of China from parody a lot of the times. They could probably make it into the new Turing Test for artificial intelligence.Relax, the tweet is just a satirical parody mocking Western MSM. If you actually watch the clip it has nothing to do with throat clearing or tea drinking.
Edit: Haha, turns out it wasn't parody, it was actual CNN coverage as pointed out above.
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