Funny article thread

[Jeff Head]

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[Jura The idiot]

there's a Czech saying about AVERAGES (which I wanted to tell Thud, in a different thread), which goes something like this:
Imagine you and me would get one grilled chicken, to eat it together during our dinner. I'd eat it all, you'd get nothing. On average, each of us just had half of grilled chicken for dinner.

 

[solarz]

there's a Czech saying about AVERAGES (which I wanted to tell Thud, in a different thread), which goes something like this:
Imagine you and me would get one grilled chicken, to eat it together during our dinner. I'd eat it all, you'd get nothing. On average, each of us just had half of grilled chicken for dinner.

That's because people misuse or misinterpret the meaning of average. An average offers a piece of information about a certain group. It does not say anything about the individuals within that group, and is certainly not meant to offer any kind of insight about inequality.

 

[Jura The idiot]

That's because people misuse or misinterpret the meaning of average. An average offers a piece of information about a certain group. It does not say anything about the individuals within that group, and is certainly not meant to offer any kind of insight about inequality.

is this a funny stuff, or a comment on my funny stuff? LOL!

 

[Jura The idiot]

check this:

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for example

USN - Lost at Sea

 

[Miragedriver]

A Army Major was assigned to a new office on a military base. While he worked to set up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone and motioned for the private to enter.

On the phone the major said, "Yes, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, you feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help. . . . Yes sir, I will, and you give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General."

As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

Sheepishly, the private said, "Sir, I'm just here to hook up your phone."

 

[Miragedriver]

Drill Sergeant was reprimanding out a new recruit when he asked him:

"Tell me private, if one of your ears was shot off what would happen?"

"Well Drill Sargent, I couldn't hear."

"What if both your ears were shot off?"

"Well, I wouldn't be able to see."

"That is dumb. Why did you say that?"

"If both my ears were shot off, my helmet would slide right down over my eyes!"

 

[Piotr]

Italian "panda" looks almost like Chinese giant panda ... almost ...

Paint them black & white: Italian circus busted for disguising dogs as pandas
Published time: December 24, 2014 00:00
Edited time: December 25, 2014 13:31
Italian police have raided a circus that was making money off painting chow chow puppies as pandas – and charging for a photo with them.
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[no_name]

Oh yeah? Feed it bamboo and see what happens.

 

[Miragedriver]

Sarcasm?
Perhaps not. I can tell you that this is how things are done in government agencies. Be it a roadway project or a tank, it's design by committee.
[video=youtube;aXQ2lO3ieBA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aXQ2lO3ieBA[/video]



I will now get back to bottling my Malbec