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Hopefully, this joke isn't too unPC for the forumites here: 
上帝感于一个波兰人的虔诚，在他面前显灵并许给他三个愿望。
第一个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队踏平波兰再回去吧！上帝非常吃惊，但还是满足了他的愿望，洪水一样的中国军队杀入波兰，大胜而去。
第二个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再碾压一次波兰再回去吧！上帝很无奈，但还是让中国大军又来了一次。
第三个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再来蹂躏一次波兰再回去吧！上帝终于忍不住了，说你有什么毛病要让自己的国家被中国人踩三次？
波兰人带着嗑了药一样的表情说：这样俄罗斯就会被踩6次啦！哈哈哈哈~
Translation:
A Polish christian is so faithful that God manifested to him and gave him three wishes.
For his first wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland before returning to China. God was surprised at his request, but still granted the wish. Thus, the PLA descended upon Poland like a flood, destroying everything before returning to China.
For his second wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more before returning to China. God started to feel frustrated, but he still granted the wish.
For his third wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more! God finally had enough, and asked, "What's wrong with you? Why do you want your own country to be ravaged? And three times at that??"
The Pole ecstatically replied: "Because this way, Russia gets ravaged 6 times. Hahahaha"
上帝感于一个波兰人的虔诚，在他面前显灵并许给他三个愿望。
第一个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队踏平波兰再回去吧！上帝非常吃惊，但还是满足了他的愿望，洪水一样的中国军队杀入波兰，大胜而去。
第二个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再碾压一次波兰再回去吧！上帝很无奈，但还是让中国大军又来了一次。
第三个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再来蹂躏一次波兰再回去吧！上帝终于忍不住了，说你有什么毛病要让自己的国家被中国人踩三次？
波兰人带着嗑了药一样的表情说：这样俄罗斯就会被踩6次啦！哈哈哈哈~
Translation:
A Polish christian is so faithful that God manifested to him and gave him three wishes.
For his first wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland before returning to China. God was surprised at his request, but still granted the wish. Thus, the PLA descended upon Poland like a flood, destroying everything before returning to China.
For his second wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more before returning to China. God started to feel frustrated, but he still granted the wish.
For his third wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more! God finally had enough, and asked, "What's wrong with you? Why do you want your own country to be ravaged? And three times at that??"
The Pole ecstatically replied: "Because this way, Russia gets ravaged 6 times. Hahahaha"
TerraN_EmpirE
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[video=youtube_share;mN3z3eSVG7A]http://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A[/video]
AssassinsMace
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Miragedriver
Brigadier
Behind the scenes at the real-life 'Hogwarts'
As thousands of Harry Potter fans wait to apply to The College of Wizardry in Poland, take a look at this real world wizard school experience
[video=youtube;oW0bi_XgMY0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0bi_XgMY0&feature=player_embedded[/video]
Good lord! these people need to get a life! They need to drink some Malbec and relax.
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
As thousands of Harry Potter fans wait to apply to The College of Wizardry in Poland, take a look at this real world wizard school experience
[video=youtube;oW0bi_XgMY0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0bi_XgMY0&feature=player_embedded[/video]
Good lord! these people need to get a life! They need to drink some Malbec and relax.
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
Miragedriver
Brigadier
Awkward family photographs from Facebook
Now I really need a drink of Malbec
Now I really need a drink of Malbec
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