Lindsey Graham sister has been appointed as US Senator.
How about Graham's husband?
As a devout evangelical Christian, the late Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina not only abstained from going steady with a hubby, but also
to preclude others from doing so.
For better or worse, SCOTUS
the law Lindsey Graham legislated to codify the example he set, and to compel others — who may lack his immaculate piety and superior virtues — to follow suit.
In lieu of holy matrimony, the good senator reportedly fulfilled his God given urges by retaining the services of countless male prostitutes, or "rent boys" as they're known.
Per now deleted tweets posted by one Sean Harding, who was apparently acquainted with Lindsey's love:
Other "sex workers" — as they euphemistically call themselves in many English speaking countries — have also come forward to out Mr. Graham:
One such allegation against Lindsey was in fact how he earned the beloved "Ladybug" moniker that oh so many refer to him by:
Granted, Lindsey Graham absolutely ain't the only prominent American politician who've been publicly and rightfully recognized for their prolific prowess with professional prostitutes.
Our illustrious leader, the great and magnificent, Donald J. Trump was in fact caught in a
involving Stormy Daniels, a "sex worker" whose pornographic career peaked in the 2000s.
This affair not only led to the
of Trump's long time personal attorney, Michael Cohen, on federal charges, but also Cohen's
of our great leader.
Moreover, it's important to recognize that members of Team Trump don't just patronize prostitutes, they apparently
work as prostitutes as well:
To be fair, politicians patronizing prostitutes is par for the course regardless of jurisdiction. So ain't here to moralize as that'd be puerile and silly.
Problem is officials become liabilities
— at the expense of the public — when they're
too cowardly to acknowledge all the fun they've had!
