Trump 2.0 official thread

plawolf

Lieutenant General
Europoors talking about the risk of WWIII over Greenland is hilariously out of touch with reality. The very most they could hope for is an upgraded version of the battle of Hoth where they get steamrolled by the Empire.

But even that is a fantasy as any European leader who actually dares to fight America over Greenland will just get Maduro’d.

Kinda ironic that Nuremberg 2.0 might turn out to the utter polar opposite of Nuremberg OG where the new Nazis put the anti-Nazis on trial.
 

manqiangrexue

Brigadier
The global diplomatic equivalent of "If you don't get me a new toy for behaving well in school, I'm gonna smash the TV!"


And yes, it's actually real lmao

They don't even have editors in the White House to look these things over? It seriously looks like a 5th grader wrote it. Grammatical errors, random capitalization, illogical segue between thoughts, extremely colloquial language, etc... it's so embarassing especially that this is public so the whole world can see the English proficiency level of the president of the United States. The message is terrible but it's an afterthought compared to the writing level. It's making me cringe even though I should be having field day laughing that this is happening to China's main rival.
 

plawolf

Lieutenant General
They don't even have editors in the White House to look these things over? It seriously looks like a 5th grader wrote it. Grammatical errors, random capitalization, illogical segue between thoughts, extremely colloquial language, etc... it's so embarassing especially that this is public so the whole world can see the English proficiency level of the president of the United States. The message is terrible but it's an afterthought compared to the writing level. It's making me cringe even though I should be having field day laughing that this is happening to China's main rival.

Reddit: Look at me, I am the White House now! Bitch!
 

siegecrossbow

Field Marshall
Staff member
Super Moderator
They don't even have editors in the White House to look these things over? It seriously looks like a 5th grader wrote it. Grammatical errors, random capitalization, illogical segue between thoughts, extremely colloquial language, etc... it's so embarassing especially that this is public so the whole world can see the English proficiency level of the president of the United States. The message is terrible but it's an afterthought compared to the writing level. It's making me cringe even though I should be having field day laughing that this is happening to China's main rival.

It’s working as designed since it appeals to Trump’s voter base and makes it seem like he is “one of them”.
 

Gloire_bb

Major
Registered Member
The global diplomatic equivalent of "If you don't get me a new toy for behaving well in school, I'm gonna smash the TV!"
Gotta say, it's triple win.

A new piece:

Actors:
Nobel prize council. Her/they. A bit slow.
Machado: nobel peace prize candidate, angry nepobaby. Calls for bombing her homeland. A bit slow.
Trump. Doesn't need introduction.

Trivia.
Act 1.
Nobel prize council: gives Nobel Peace prize for calls to bomb her homeland, to placate Trump but also stick it to him; Trump doesn't get a prize.
Trump: grumbles, bombs Venezuela, but forgets Machado.
Machado: too slow-witted to immediately give out the prize; triumph turns into tears. She's forgotten.
Dramatic music, scene closes.

Act 2.
Machado:
gives Nobel price to Trump.
Trump: happy, but then remembers the insult, forgets about Machado.
Remembers Norway!
Nobel peace council: too slow witted to immediately agree; tells prize can't be regifted. Trump: remembers Norway even better.
Benny hills music, scene closes.

Act 3.
Trump:
Deliveres long monologues with dance, which opera views on twitter feed.
After kind reminder from slow-witted woman and slow-witted concil, takes it back on Nobel prize council. War is unavoidable.
Everyone: dies.
Scene: doesn't close, as it's getting bombed.
 
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plawolf

Lieutenant General
There are some articles /YT that state that Trump is a perfect reflection of America-poorly educated,outright stupid,viciously racist ,corrupt,violent and greedy-the ugly American indeed.

Trump, like Hitler, isn’t the cause but just the crystallisation and manifestation of the root cause of a society’s slide towards fascism.

But the first step on this collective descent into madness and cruelty has always been a rejection of knowledge, education and history. Ignorant people are far easier to manipulate and control, especially if they are ignorant of history so cannot see the obvious historical parallels and patterns.

The next step is to blame all of the world’s wrongs on the ‘other’, be that Jews, Chinese, Communists, immigrants or the Woke. That then makes it easier to dehumanise them and make it easier to persecute them. [We are here]

Finally, you tell the people they are under attack and that they need to rise up or throw away the old rules and restrictions on power in order to defend themselves and fight back against the other as the justification and means of seizing and retaining power. At that point you need a full on revolution or total defeat in war by an outside power to free the country from the clutches of the fascists.
 

Xiongmao

Junior Member
Registered Member
Trump, like Hitler, isn’t the cause but just the crystallisation and manifestation of the root cause of a society’s slide towards fascism.

But the first step on this collective descent into madness and cruelty has always been a rejection of knowledge, education and history. Ignorant people are far easier to manipulate and control, especially if they are ignorant of history so cannot see the obvious historical parallels and patterns.

The next step is to blame all of the world’s wrongs on the ‘other’, be that Jews, Chinese, Communists, immigrants or the Woke. That then makes it easier to dehumanise them and make it easier to persecute them. [We are here]

Finally, you tell the people they are under attack and that they need to rise up or throw away the old rules and restrictions on power in order to defend themselves and fight back against the other as the justification and means of seizing and retaining power. At that point you need a full on revolution or total defeat in war by an outside power to free the country from the clutches of the fascists.
First time time this scenario occurs with nuclear weapons in the hands of the fascists, makes it different.
 

Temstar

Brigadier
Registered Member
Trump, like Hitler, isn’t the cause but just the crystallisation and manifestation of the root cause of a society’s slide towards fascism.

But the first step on this collective descent into madness and cruelty has always been a rejection of knowledge, education and history. Ignorant people are far easier to manipulate and control, especially if they are ignorant of history so cannot see the obvious historical parallels and patterns.

The next step is to blame all of the world’s wrongs on the ‘other’, be that Jews, Chinese, Communists, immigrants or the Woke. That then makes it easier to dehumanise them and make it easier to persecute them. [We are here]

Finally, you tell the people they are under attack and that they need to rise up or throw away the old rules and restrictions on power in order to defend themselves and fight back against the other as the justification and means of seizing and retaining power. At that point you need a full on revolution or total defeat in war by an outside power to free the country from the clutches of the fascists.
Usually there's a step in there where the leader forms a paramilitary order to enforce his will and target political enemies, with an optional step to sell out said paramilitary order when the time is right to gain the army's royalty.
 
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