Swedish giveaway! 70 Saab J39 Gripen anyone?

Mazepa said:

We will give you the special package of Audio-DVD, cromed rear mirrors and Saab original wunderbaums as a special treat for the first 30 planes..

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If you sweeten the deal by throwing in 100000km guaranty, free insurance and registration costs I believe we could take that scrap of your hands
F… I could even park one in my garage since you giving them away.Now that would be nice way to make neighbors jealous

jchu1988 said:

May be I am looking too deep into all this, but if they get rid of the old jets, should they not replace some with newer models.
Maybe it will help to ease the tension between sweden and norway!

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Hmmm... i dont quite know what tensions we are talking about

Might it be that we always kick their butts in icehockey?

Might it be that we kicked their butts in the olympics?

Might it be that they are bragging about all their oil all the time?

Might it be because our princess Madeleine is so much hotter then Mette Marit?

Might it be due to the never ending hoards of rich Norwegians going to Sweden to buy in our stores because a simple pizza costs well above 15 dollars in Oslo?

And then they speak so funny! and have lusekoftor!!.. and is in NATO... They just cant do anything right

Whoa, that's 1 hail of a reduction. Talk about extremists and radicals! It's unrealistic! (ps, ps, are you guys giving away Visbys?)
Are they holy serious?!

Although I could use 1 in my garage, literally.......

Seriously, you guys are lucky politics these days aren't as brutal and quick as back in the day w/o TVs and internet.

(It's amazing, looking at the names coming out of Sweden and Norway, that Norway is richer!)

Gollevainen said:

...Quess whos have to fight the Swedish wars once again....

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Now's you chance Goll! Once the swedish military is undermanned, has given away all of its fighter jets to trigger-happy 3rd world countries, and is busy eating hash brownies (I mean any country that is ruled by the Green Party probably is enjoying a hippy lifestyle. Not that I don't like hippies. They made good music.), Finland can attack and dominate Scandinavia! Norway will not be able to stand in your way! Soon all of the Baltic Sea will be part of the Finnish Empire! Denmark, Holland and Estonia are all next on the chopping block, and they have no hope, for the ever-victorious Forces of the Finnish Empire cannot be stoped!




And yes, I would be interested in owning a Gripen. I always have wanted to make my own country, and having a few Gripens couldn't hurt.

well We should have bougth Griben at the first place...the Hornet is way too oversized for our needs, Griben would have been just perfect...and lot nicer looks. It was like a kid that have never got a ghange to go to an candystore and had had to buy all his sweets in regular stores, but once he got into the candystore, offcourse he bougth the biggest and brightest candy that hes eyes can spot.

The orginal requirments of our 1993 fighter competition was practically drawned in Mirage 2000 or Griben in mind.....of course there would have been cheap change to bougth MiG-29 from the east but politcans wanted to spend some money agaisnt their usuall manners.

Finn McCool said:

Now's you chance Goll! Once the swedish military is undermanned, has given away all of its fighter jets to trigger-happy 3rd world countries, and is busy eating hash brownies (I mean any country that is ruled by the Green Party probably is enjoying a hippy lifestyle. Not that I don't like hippies. They made good music.), Finland can attack and dominate Scandinavia! Norway will not be able to stand in your way! Soon all of the Baltic Sea will be part of the Finnish Empire! Denmark, Holland and Estonia are all next on the chopping block, and they have no hope, for the ever-victorious Forces of the Finnish Empire cannot be stoped!

:nana:​

And yes, I would be interested in owning a Gripen. I always have wanted to make my own country, and having a few Gripens couldn't hurt.

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Well... that would mean that we would be back at the 1660! Sweden and Finland united again as it was for 700 years... All of baltics was ours and some nice parts of Germany and Poland..

Its hard to understand that the peaceloving Swedes of today once was bloodthirsty imperialists on march for global domination ..... Well, at least domination over the Baltic Sea!

Mazepa said:

Well... that would mean that we would be back at the 1660! Sweden and Finland united again as it was for 700 years... All of baltics was ours and some nice parts of Germany and Poland..

Its hard to understand that the peaceloving Swedes of today once was bloodthirsty imperialists on march for global domination ..... Well, at least domination over the Baltic Sea!

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Don't worry Mazepa. All Nordic people try to take over the world at some point. Then they mellow out, go through a hippy period and then just hit middle age and become like everyone else.

Let's see:
1. Germany-Well, we all know how that ended. They were the most persistant. They tried two times, and got really close both times. But they didn't quite make it.
2. Austria-Austro Hungarian Empire? Yep. They tried to take over the world too. But they stopped at Central Europe. Now their just lazy, and they ski all day. Lazy Austrians. But they make up for with their robotically efficent good looks.
3. Sweden-You pretty much covered it. They pwned Russia multiple times, and owned the whole Baltic. They were friggin' Vikings before that too. This is Sweden now: (Blonde swedish chick) "Johann, get back in the hot tub .It is snowy and cold outside. (Swedish guy) "I'm coming Hilda." Check out my Swedish language skills. "Yog harr en stur snupp." "Splutsit hurra" "Farthinder" "Utfart" That's all spelled phonetically. I learned them from a kid at my school who speakes fluent Swedish. I used those and other dirty words when some Swedish kids came to my English class because they were doing a report on American High School. I started yelling out bad word in Swedish. They were looking around and trying to figure out where they came from. It was hilarious.
4. Denmark-That Cartoon thing was about as close as they'll ever come to ruling the world.
5. Iceland-Their day will come soon.

Well... i never used "utfart" (way out) and "Farthinder" (Speed bumps) as bad words here in Sweden. Sounds like someone was joking around Just like when a cool man wants a chinese symbol tattoed on the shoulder and been told that it means "Dragon", then on vacation to China he understands that it means "This man is pathetic"....

I would rather that you take this crash course for English speaking farangs in Sweden.




And for those who doesent know anything about Sweden i would like to say the following:

We are not the country with all the chocolate and watches, thats Switzerland! No polarbears or wolfes walks the streets, we do have both cars, telephones and internet and does not survive from day to day with donations from USAID... We were never in WWII and therefore cant thank anyone special for saving us as we needed no saving....
PS: And stay away from Swedish girls, they will slaughter your bankaccount and leave you without blood in your veins ...

We were never in WWII and therefore cant thank anyone special for saving us as we needed no saving....

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well it was generally reconsisted fact that only 'positive' outcome of Soviet invasion of finland of those hectic days of early 1940, would have been that Sweden would have been the next...and it would have pleased pretty well of our national dignity to see some russians for change in Stockholms streets not always in ours. You see, sweden has managed to figth against russians ever since the two nations have existed and never has russians entered into Sweden soil in hostile intentions. We have always stand in the middle...and suffered it...so If there is anyone to thank for, it would be us finns.

And this not to flame anything nationilistic BS, only just that ice hockey world cup is about to beging, and there is certain olympic finales to revenge :nutkick: to get in the feelin' you know

PS: And stay away from Swedish girls, they will slaughter your bankaccount and leave you without blood in your veins ...

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Can't say no.
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-My gosh, we are way off topic into the rest of Sweden..........Anyway, any Visbys up for giving away?